significant sasquatch 

The feral countenanced beloved of a friend who, due to body or facial hair, appears more sasquatch than human.

Ex. 1: Though Jen loved Mike, she was certain that her friends perceived him only as her significant sasquatch.

Ex. 2: I have it on authority of an expert that the perfect gift for my significant sasquatch is a pig ear.

significant sasquatch by Malazoth November 18, 2010

Soggy Sasha 

When you come in a girls eye and make her cry it out.

I just did a soggy sasha on your girl.

Soggy Sasha by xXpussyysmackerXx January 28, 2015

Sasuke 

A type of fruit cake which grows on the emo tree.

The Sasuke sure are fruity this year.

Sasuke by chidorigan September 19, 2012

sassy nanny

a person who is very sassy and therefore deserves the degrading position of a nanny. this is the negative use. the positive use is like calling your friend idiot even though you are kidding.gaskin

Gibby: Wow! u hit me in the head with that plum!
Guppy: sorry, i love u! <3
Gibby: thats ok u sassy nanny

sassy nanny by biggy is alive September 24, 2010

sassy beast 

a sassy beast is a person, place, thing, or event in which you personally think is sassy. Sassy is defined as super sus and or sexy, if you ever meet a sassy beast you need to befriend them immediately and never let them leave your sight

my friend, Marcy, is such a sassy beast because she ate a whole piece of animal feces without gagging

sassy beast by reesespiecez09 April 15, 2021

Saskatoonie Handy Jay

The act of getting a handjob by someone wearing rough textured wool mittens.

Last night at the Zoo, Brad's mom gave me a Saskatoonie Handy Jay while we were sitting on the bench watching the penguins swim.

Saskatoonie Handy Jay by Little BB November 23, 2013

Sassopotamus 

Noun: A person whose sassy behavior transcends human proportions... one might say to the level of a hippopotamus. May also be used to describe a sassy fat person.

Related to the slightly more derogatory word, sassopotabitch.

Person handing out flyers: We are having a show tonight! (offers flyer to Karen)

Karen: Oh sorry, the trash is over there...

Karen's friend: You're such a sassopotamus, Karen.

Sassopotamus by thing2 May 4, 2014