riter

Almost everyone in this family plays an instrument. Riters are usually annoying at family events...

"Those riters are all so wild"

by Ovalsquare March 10, 2018

m i rite

Short for "am i right?" Mainly used as a joke, but for some odd reason, some 12 year old morons use it on a daily basis. Very moronic, however good to use in certain situations

12 year old saying it:
we all know im the smartest m i rite?

joke saying it:
LOL SHES HOT M I RITE?

by Kenzaki December 28, 2005

ritiely

a taller very very beautiful girl, drop dead gorgeous the sexiest girl alive very sweet very loving. she takes a while to warm up to you but she will. shy kinda kept to herself but she will open up to you. shes the girl guys dream about all around amazing girl looks brains personality and very sweet and caring. slightly confusing shel talk to you then all the sudden disapear. but shes the one

john: "is that a ritiely?"
joey: "no its just a stupid sally, i wish my gf was a ritiely im jealous john."

john: "omg i love everything about you ritiely xx"

by honey bee's love February 28, 2010

Rattet

To punish by either inserting the tip of the penis into the mouth and or gently kissing the victim on the lips.

Last night, after I texted his mom, he gave me a rattet.

by Matty Mirek July 8, 2011

bar-rister

a person who has two jobs and is considered an expert in both fields. By day he is an attorney and his job at night is at Starbucks.

Overheard at Chinese restaurant Wonton & Wilfu, NYC.
"If you´re really planning to sue the Koffee Bin, Inc.
you need an expert. I know a great bar-rister.

by Mayuura December 3, 2007

Eat Rite Dump

A purposely induced fit of diarrhea brought on by eating at an Eat Rite. This is generally used as a cure for constipation or to clean out the bowel system.

Brendan: What did you do tonight man?

Brian: I hit up the Eat Right on Lindbergh Blvd. so i could take an Eat Rite Dump

by bjkurtz221 March 15, 2010

ritney

A very ashy black kid who might be gay but he is appealing to some girls

Damn that nigga ritneys in the shadow

by Jasuk January 15, 2014