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Release the Kracken

To defacate, usually urgently or in desparation.

Derived from the Kracken of ancient Greek legend - a huge sea monster which resembled a floater.
Holy fuck, I really need to release the Kracken.

Hey Man, I wouldn't go in there for a while - I've just released the Kracken.
by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006
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To get rid of a large amount of fluid one one go.
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Release the Cracken

A warning given just prior to a major release of gas. Only to be used in extreme situations in which the sudden loud noise of the flatulence would otherwise frighten the unsuspecting people nearby.
Realizing that this was to be no ordinary fart, Todd made the announcement in his best Scottish accent "Release the Cracken", giving passersby a moment to shield their faces, mouth, nose, ears, etc.
by wpb321 October 8, 2010
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