awkward reach around

when attempting to give someone a reach around you miss their crotch causing you to peek under them to help reposition your hand thus causing you to lose balance and fall over causing you to spooge on yourself.
awkward reach around

GF-yeah i was with jake last night and when he was giving me anal he pulled an awkward reach around and jizzed all over his own face.

Freind-laughs*

GF- STFU

by IHateYouAllll July 10, 2010

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The Jason Reach-Around

When you annoy a Quirky, Gay, Dumbass, White kid who is the son of a cop and thinks he's a badass. And he ends up grabbing your balls to make you stop

I annoyed Jason with a flashlight so he pulled The Jason Reach-Around to try and take it away. Needless to say, I felt violated

by 07042016 July 3, 2016

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Bladed Reach Around

The act of cutting ones genitals off with a knife.

The phrase first appeared in Song Reader: the musical

"If you don't pay me by the end of the week, I'll give you one of my bladed reach around specials."

by Yuri Andropov July 21, 2016

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Tallahassee reach around

When one or more objects are inserted simultaneously into two different orifices of a person by one individual.

Don't go to the gastroenterologist - he might just give you a Tallahassee reach around.

by JoshSucksAtUO October 4, 2018

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Bible Grove Reach

A tabletop maneuver that hails from Bible Grove Illinois, but could have possibly started in Lexington Kentucky.

The Bible Grove reach is when you reach over the table to get something because nobody will pass it to you

Ma: let me just do a bible grove reach *reaches over the table to get salt*

by Chronic fall November 14, 2019

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