A pantsplosion occurs when you shit yourself with such violent ferocity that feces erupts from the beltline of your pants. This is usually the result of being incontinent when wearing tighty-whities (the shit just has nowhere else to go).
Person1: Dude, what the hell? Your back is covered with shit!
Person2: Yeah, I ate too many rancid gas station hot dogs and couldn't make it to the can before pantsplosion.
Person2: Dude, it's up to your shoulder blades?
Person1: Word!
Person2: Yeah, I ate too many rancid gas station hot dogs and couldn't make it to the can before pantsplosion.
Person2: Dude, it's up to your shoulder blades?
Person1: Word!
by RestInPeaceMoffTarkin March 10, 2011
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An expression, most commonly used by someone named Ja'Crispy, often used in serious situations to provide comic relief or just to indicate that something is funny. Can be used interchangeably with the more traditional "lol".
The literal meaning is unclear but it is thought to have something to do with a person who pantses another person, that is pulls down their pants. The lollery indicates that the pantsing takes place while the pantser is laughing.
The literal meaning is unclear but it is thought to have something to do with a person who pantses another person, that is pulls down their pants. The lollery indicates that the pantsing takes place while the pantser is laughing.
by Ottisnaesi April 16, 2020
Get the Lollery pantser mug.The possible act of crapping your pants after a fart, and then leaving it there for a while because you're too lazy to confirm.
by ingrate October 9, 2012
Get the Hush Puppies in my Pants mug.When the woman is confident beyond the freshly douched fresh scent
When she butches up and leaves her mark on the world
Blueprinting a new way of thinking upon anyone in her path
When she butches up and leaves her mark on the world
Blueprinting a new way of thinking upon anyone in her path
Snow White Kat put her Big bitch pants on and kissed her prince charming and woke his sorry ass up His name was Tony you know like an Italian job Thought he was a great lover and all
Now he says when Kat puts on her big bitch pants that he is blueprinted into a new tail she woke up prince charming
Moral of the story if a girl named Kat puts on her big bitch pants you're going to be pussy whipped Italian or not
Now he says when Kat puts on her big bitch pants that he is blueprinted into a new tail she woke up prince charming
Moral of the story if a girl named Kat puts on her big bitch pants you're going to be pussy whipped Italian or not
by Tonythetiler April 20, 2018
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1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement
by A_single_bean May 31, 2019
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by kam75xx April 11, 2021
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