peenieweenie

male reproductive organ that is inserted into a womanly reprodictive organ, or the poop shoot, or the hand, or in Apple Pie like, in american pie. or the mouth. or your turkey sandwich during your lunch break. or the ear. or the belly button if you are a blonde male who cant find your girlfriends hole. or the nostril: causing nostrillic seapage. or the pencil sharpener if you are suicidal. or a fan if you like chop suey. or a role of tape for your first grade art project. an electrical outlet if you're kinky. or your mom. wherever.

The strippers took off their g-string and out popped their peenieweenie!

by nicolley August 17, 2006

Peenart

Similar to a queef, a noisy expulsion of air from the penis.

Dude, I pulled the stick out and totally peenarted.

by ballsballsballschipmunk July 21, 2009

peenhole

Your urethra in simple terms.

Im going to shove my peenhole down your throat

by Krazyally April 17, 2017

greasy peen

A penis that is covered in lubrication or saliva. Men usually have their peens greased before sex if the woman's vagina is too dry or she wants it in her ass.

It's a good thing Harold had a greasy peen when he fucked Gloria in the asshole or else she would have had a sore anus this morning.

by beerlover87 January 6, 2008

Mass Peen Sesh

A widely popular phrase of abbreviated words to sound almost nothing like the original meaning:

1) A large (Massive) group gathering (Session) of people with the Y chromosome (Peen); Hanging out; Chillin with the bros.

2) Mass Peen Sesh can also refer either to Gay/homosexual intercourse between many men.

Dude, friday we're having a Mass Peen Sesh at joe's for some mad ish.

Mass Peen Sesh at Cinema 10 on Saturday, you comin' bro?

"Okay so likkkeeee were havvingg some mass peen sesh at my houseeeee ;) come with ur toyzzzz!"

by Phoocakez January 26, 2010

peencap

The top of a weiner or a penis top

OUCH my Peencap
Hold my Peencap!!!

by Maxy MacDaddy April 23, 2006

Peener Weiner

Male penis that has the shape of a hotdog.

His peener weiner was to small to fit in Pete’s newly purchased athletic cup.

by Rosie buttcheeks May 27, 2018