Putin & Marley

A frozen concoction featuring vodka, coffee liquor and dark rum blended with ice and consumed alone or with friends
Dude, it is so hot and I would love to drink a black Russian.

Why don't you make us some Putin & Marley's
by Sister Wives March 14, 2018
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A dickhead who decided to send forces to Ukraine, and basically ordered genocide. He oppresses speech and anything about the Russo-Ukraine war that isn't putting Russia in the good. He literally said he was a victim of cancel culture too. Zelenskyy is gonna beat his ass.
You know Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation? He's a dickhead, someone needs to REDACTED.
by NoodlePlanet 212 April 30, 2022
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person1: hey, have you heard what putin did yesterday?
person2: I dunno, what did he do?
person1: PUTIN DEEZ NUTS ON YO MOUTH HAHAHAHAHAHAH
by nike kicks June 08, 2022
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He is a man who will slay all of human in dis word. He is king of all living things. One day he will destroy all the universe. Noone can fight him. He only have 1 weaknest. His weakness is NIPPLES
Mohammad Harambe McTrumphitler With Some Putin And Kim Jong Un
by Me nem yis jeff October 17, 2017
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Putin-influencer

A deeply jealous person who harbours deep seated resentment or suspicion towards those on the other side of the grass.

An unvaccinated person whose entire platform is tribal, ethnic & gender division... Geez no wonder they think men & women are 2 different species.
Putin-influencer Jenn: "all men are dogs", "we're into bad boys".
by Andres Ruiz1 March 31, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin refers to when a dude attacks another guy because they are jealous of their superior penis size.
John Vladimir Putined Joe because his dick was an inch bigger than John’s.
by Balls Obama September 04, 2023
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Vladimir Putin

A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.
Guy 1: Vladimir Putin is daddy!!
Guy 2: Go die in a ditch.
by JakeTheDictionary October 15, 2022
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