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Putin & Marley

A frozen concoction featuring vodka, coffee liquor and dark rum blended with ice and consumed alone or with friends
Dude, it is so hot and I would love to drink a black Russian.

Why don't you make us some Putin & Marley's
by Sister Wives May 10, 2018
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Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation

A dickhead who decided to send forces to Ukraine, and basically ordered genocide. He oppresses speech and anything about the Russo-Ukraine war that isn't putting Russia in the good. He literally said he was a victim of cancel culture too. Zelenskyy is gonna beat his ass.
You know Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation? He's a dickhead, someone needs to REDACTED.
by NoodlePlanet 212 April 30, 2022
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have you heard what putin did yesterday?

person1: hey, have you heard what putin did yesterday?
person2: I dunno, what did he do?
person1: PUTIN DEEZ NUTS ON YO MOUTH HAHAHAHAHAHAH
by nike kicks June 8, 2022
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Mohammad Harambe McTrumphitler With Some Putin And Kim Jong Un

He is a man who will slay all of human in dis word. He is king of all living things. One day he will destroy all the universe. Noone can fight him. He only have 1 weaknest. His weakness is NIPPLES
Mohammad Harambe McTrumphitler With Some Putin And Kim Jong Un
by Me nem yis jeff October 17, 2017
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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (b. Oct 7, 1952) is a Russian mob boss who has been the dictator of the Russian Federation since 1999. From 1999-2008, he referred to himself as "President." Then, from 2008-2012, referred to himself as "Prime Minister," before declaring himself "President" again in 2012. His tenure has seen constant warmongering, notably with the neighboring countries of Georgia, Ukraine, and Kazakhstan, the killing of political opponents (with the Kremlin claiming that they "committed suicide", as well as the "mysterious" deaths of Russia's heads of industry, the infamous oligarchs, and their businesses being absorbed into the Russian government. Due to Putin essentially rewriting the rules in order to become dictator for life, and him essentially being able to tap into the government/oligarch money whenever he wants and for whatever purpose, it has led some to believe he might secretly be the richest individual on Earth, having a net worth technically far more than that of famous business figures in the Western world, such as Bill Gates, Elon Musk, and Warren Buffett. His net worth may even be over a trillion US dollars, which would make him significantly wealthier than Elon Musk, the wealthiest public figure on Earth, as of writing.
If you want further proof that Vladimir Putin might secretly be the richest person in the world, look no further than pictures of his many private jets, as well as his Black Sea palace.

Russia is the world's largest and most powerful mafia state, and that effectively makes Vladimir Putin the most powerful mob boss on the planet.

Vladimir Putin is a strange looking man.
by This is my handle okay August 27, 2025
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Vladimir Putin

A well known medical writer and author in the late 19th century. He became well known as the author of "The relatonship of insanity to masturbation," published during the late 19th century along varieties of articles concerning masturbation.
"Vladimir Putin contributed alot in the field of masturbation sciences."
by kitten fingers June 19, 2022
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Putin

My Putin is aching for some big black dick.
by Professor Dantanna March 4, 2022
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