The Preemtive Strike

When the guy is about to cum during sex, pulls out, and the girl slaps his dick so hard that he cries from the pain and gets blue balls because he can no longer finish.

-May be used as a tactic to avoid dangerous situations such as the angry pirate, strawberry shortcake, or receiving HIV from someone they cannot resist having sex with.

-May also be used by a rude bitch who is selfish and wants nobody but herself to experience the pleasures of life.

I got it in with her the other night; I knew she was selfish, but I didn't think she'd go so far as to give me the preemtive strike! What a bitch!

by KMacAttack1234 August 7, 2011

Preeb

A specific person who can do literally anything because he’s built different.

Go ahead call the cops, you can’t undo your mom - Preeb

by Preeb February 25, 2021

preen

Shortened name for a pre-teen who is especially annoying or pre-teenish. Or can mean any pre-teen in general.

Middle schoolers are generally all preens.

by J. Walt October 28, 2007

Preemptive Text

n. A text sent to a friend whom you are about to visit, alerting them prior to your arrival.

Phil - "Hey guys, we're about to go to Joe's house."
Zeek - "Does Joe know this, or are we just going to show up?"
Phil - "Yeah he knows. I sent him a preemptive text."

Jason - "Wanna' go to Steve's?"
Ralph - "Sure, but let him know or he won't answer the door."
Jason - "One preemptive text, coming up!"

by Stickboy142 August 16, 2011

preen-up

An agreement that is signed prior to marriage where your fiancee/fiance agrees to keep up their physical appearance after you are married.

Looks like the hubby is sportin' a beer belly should have signed a preen-up, girlfriend!

Dude, your wife used to be a hottie now she is NOTtie...hope you signed a preen-up!

by Tiffwit April 13, 2010

preej

How fobs say the word fridge. WHERE THE FUCK DO U SEE THE "P"!?!

Kid: Hey, mom are you gonna make pizza tonight?
Mother: Okay. Get the pijja cheej out of the preej.

by joey joe joe May 24, 2004

preefergetful

Forgetting where you put your stash, even before you get stoned.

Dave is so preefergetful sometimes; that water pipe was right in front of him!

by _Dave420 April 30, 2008