Protein Suprise

When you have a protein shaker and defecate in it. Mix it up enough to look like a chocolate protein shake. Then proceed to convincing a fellow gym monkey you've got the gainer of Ronnie coleman and he should try it.

Hey tommy try my new shake its the top quality shit, its called protein suprise

by bigdogswag April 18, 2016

Protein Wank

When you mix various substances into your semen (doesnt have to be yours). Then drink the sweet nectar you just made.

In the morning i need a pick me up so i make a protein wank

by cosmicgaming September 11, 2016

Protein sip

The last gulp of a drink that comes with all the backwash

Hey man, do you want to finish this drink? Nah, that's the protein sip

by Pepper24 July 8, 2017

protein throat splash

Protein throat splash is when a guy cums inside of someone's mouth and hits the back of their throat.

Man, I gave her a protein throat splash before I kicked her out of my car.

by phoreversurf February 11, 2018

Protein squirts

The liquid explosions that can be compared to a shotgun bang, that exits your ass after drinking whey protein.

Bro1:Damn man got home and drank some protein last night, next thing I know I was shotgunning the toilet.

Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts

by Beta hater June 22, 2018

Protein Donut

The first phlegm of the morning, thick and semi-solid, usually green or brown in color. Must be expelled before having coffee.

Waking up after a long night, Jim coughed his protein donut into the sink before having his breakfast.

by Carrotman424 July 3, 2018

Protein god

A man who bulks for life and uses protein supplements such as Optimum Nutrition 100% Gold standard whey protein isolate. Insanely buff and has biceps that will impress. Hates carbs and unhealthy eating.

Look at that man's biceps! He is definitely a protein god.

by lolerlking September 20, 2018