Promastication

The act of eating to avoid a task, usually occuring during revision periods before exams.

Lisa gained 10kg and failed year 12 because of her promastication problem.

by Bruh That's Nasty September 7, 2016

premature elaughulation

To laugh before the punchline.

Willy has a nasty case of premature elaughulation, I can't even finish my joke.

by Brawny7878 January 29, 2008

Premature Communication

To accidently press the send button and, send a text message in mid-sentence.

Person 1: Hey let's get toget........SEND.........SHIIIIIIIIIT!
Person 2: Uhhhh...Got ur text....WTF?
Person 1: Sorry got a case of the Premature Communications!

by DianaR June 15, 2009

Prema-bye

When you bid someone a premature farewell, creating an awkward moment where the conversation has been ended, but the two people are still together. When the actual moment to physically part ways is at hand, a weak/awkward second goodbye is sometimes given. Usually happens with someone that you kinda know, but not enough to start up a new conversation.

Example:

(Tom sees Mel at movie theater)

Tom: Hey Mel great movie, huh?
Mel: Yeah it was good
Tom: I know. Well... see you at work.
Mel: Bye.

*both begin to walk silently in the same direction, right next to each other. (because they unknowingly parked in the same area)*

Mel: ...bye?...
Tom: *pretends not to hear, jumps into car, leaves*
Mel(alone): that was an awkward Prema-bye!

Example 2:

Steve: I said goodbye to Meagan at the bus stop today.

Bill: Yeah? cool!

Steve: Yeah except I said goodbye a minute too early and we were both waiting for the same bus.
Bill: Ouch! wicked prema-bye!

Steve: i know...

by Klubrice007 August 20, 2009

premature clapulation

Applauding before a performance is finished. This refers to situations where some or all of the audience think that the performance is over, NOT because they think its superlative quality merits mid-performance applause.

Everyone applauded because they thought or hoped the song was over, but there was one more tedious verse. Terri whispered to me, "Whoops! Premature clapulation."

by vonTrips August 21, 2009

Premature Textjaculation

Sending a text before typing anything into the message due to distraction, excitement, dangerous texting speeds, or a faulty phone.

"My boyfriend has premature textjaculation"
"What do you mean?"
"Every time we're getting real edgy he sends off texts with nothing in them."

by Roflcopter321 April 17, 2010

Premature Acceleration

The act of mashing the gas pedal as soon as you see the left turn arrow turn green in your periferal vision, even though you are in the straight lane, causing a moment of embarassment as no fewer than 8 people think less of you as a man

little timmy started to make his left turn, when a man almost ran into him head on after a premature acceleration

by conbon575 June 22, 2010