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premature elaughulation 

To laugh before the punchline.
Willy has a nasty case of premature elaughulation, I can't even finish my joke.

elaughucation 

elaughucation is when you are laughing so hard your throat starts to hurt you cant breath and your screaming of how you cant breath ! and finally when you think youve reached the climax someone says somthing or someone does something to finally make you burst of into tears because its so funny ! its also possible to drool ! it can also be spelled with ed or ing .
i was watching my favorite episode of the fresh prince of bel air when uncle phil was dancing and will came running down the stairs yelling earthquake ! it was so funny i was elaughucating all over myself !the elaughucation was better this time because i wasnt drooling !

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026