Getting an often unwanted erection simply because of the way you're sitting or positioned. Too much blood flowing to the wrong place and always at the wrong time.
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"Sounds to me like you got a positional chubby...God I hate those."
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When someone is never not a dick but can have occasional outbursts of being nice, therefore decreasing how big of a dick they are
by JxkeSED January 29, 2016
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