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Jonathan Poneman

Complete douchebag, co-founder of the lame ass Seattle record label Sub Pop Records, no talent whatsoever.

And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.

Why? You ask? For profit!
People still will never figure out that sneaky Jonathan Poneman and co. whacked Kurt Cobain. The truth may never come out, Nirvana fans! Sad sad sad.
by Krazee Rob July 2, 2019
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post-poned

post-poned (verb tr. pst tnse)

an aggressive and conclusive refutation/smackdown of an online/social media statement, assertion or other communique i.e. a "post"

etym. ("post" i.e. digitally rendered communication) + ("poned" past tense of "pone" meaning to aggressively counteract or neutralize something)
"Did you see Kelly's argument w/ that pitbull forum on Reddit? She shut down the sanctimonious bullies leading the group with 1 paragraph"

"Yes, it was they were absolutely post-poned"
by Content-ment411 March 29, 2020
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Jackson Ponesse

Jackson is a good friend who wants to watch mortal combat with me wish me luck. This kid is a goat at football although gets crazy when aggravated
Ayo Jackson Ponesse good luck at your football game
by Randumdude 6942906 April 24, 2021
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Do u fike poneapple

A humorous way of asking someone if they like pineapple but no one gets it
Friend #1: Do u fike poneapple?
Friend #2: Huh, do u mean do I like pineapple?
Friend #1: Yee
by Fortnite1500 October 9, 2020
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<.7.9.7.6.>Si Pones La Vida De Angel JosE Robles, En Peligro, To Voy a Matar<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Si Pones La Vida De Angel JosE Robles, En Peligro, To Voy a Matar<.7.9.7.6.>
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L & P One Room Syndrome

The act of being inside a typically warm room with another friend to the point where you slowly start devolving mentally and becoming retarded and unable to use the penis and or rectum until goodnight sniff rope and dirty bums has been commenced.
Ah lad I'm so out of my mind my penis is in my arse, must be the L & P One Room Syndrome
by FannyCraddockMechanism February 19, 2026
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