PONA

Acronym : Pounding Orifice of Nice Asian. Those with la girthy penis and an Asian fetish who always seem to find the asain at the bar no matter how attractive or disgusting she is. Usually done while on a business trip or away from the wife. Asians are notoriously tight "lipped" so the getting the girth vader penis in is a challenge. When done correctly her vagina should say "feed me Seymour" (search this phrase in google images, you'll find the one)

Kris: how was your trip to Orlando?

Mat:I had my way with a very tight Asian.
Kris: so you engaged in PONA?

Mat: I am the PONA king!!!!!

by Panhandles kinks March 29, 2013

Pancake Mix

Pancake Mix is the word adults use to talk about ejaculation or semen cum.

1. It looks like that girl over there left some pancake mix on her shirt! Yikes!
2. Her breath smells like pancake mix.

by coachE February 3, 2019

Canadien pancake

When you wrap a pancake around your scrodom and pour maple syrup over your pancake weiner. Then your sexual partner munches and sucks on your sticky pancake penis.

Jared had a lovely evening using a pancake he stole from an ihop in vancouver. He wrapped it around his penis and his fatass bea tiffany poured syrup on it and ate that dick. Screaming "i love canadien pancakes".

by Juicybigsausage March 9, 2015

Douche-pocalypse

When a non douche is in a surrounding area of a bunch of douches.

Coined by Barney Stinson 5/10/10 (How I Met Your Mother)

Barney-- "One word made up, Douche-pocalypse."

by Raiken May 11, 2010

pancake ass tities

a set of breats that are flat and floppy, they lump to the outside of the chest and form the shape of pancakes.

Commonly found on strippers and crack whores

Man 1: Damn, did you see debbie's tits?
Man 2: Ya man, day some pancake ass tities

Laurel H's Tits

by K-$$.com March 14, 2006

Pancaked

In a football game when an offensive player blocks a defensive player, knocks him off his feet and causes him to fall flat on his back. The offensive player may lay on top of the defensive player to add insult to injury.

Jeff Hartings just pancaked Ray Lewis on that play.

by FlyVinnie August 16, 2008

Mexican Pancake

When a man cums on a girls face, lets it dry, then peels it off and feeds it to her.

"Yea i made my girl into a mexican pancake last night"

by Raynea December 21, 2008