Posey food

Food that comes out on your plate all stylish and shit. Usually expensive. Usually takes two spoonfuls to eat. Usually your here on a date with some guy trying to show off. Usually the name of the establishment is simple like: 'Bills' or 'Noir' or something arty farty like that.

You hear other tossers beside you saying things like : "oh darling! This venison is DEVINE" and "Oh the quails egg just goes scrumptiously with this raisin".

Girl 1: Oh went to dinner last night in that new fancy restaurant that opened in town
Girl 2: Oooooooh I heard it serves fabulous food and the chef came over from England where he used to be a head chef in London!!
Girl 1: Nah! Served over priced posey food. Stopped off at McDonalds on the way home!

by Snipperino April 28, 2015

pokey bananas

Bananas that are pokey

Ouch the pokey bananas hurt my mouth.

by Poofy pony March 5, 2016

pooey bottom

Something you get after visiting India

Often the aftermath of a Friday night at the pub.

Severe diarrhoea.

"Oh shit lasts night curry has given me a pooey bottom."

"I am so scared of tge current situation i appear too of received a delightful pooey bottom."

by Happy Squirrel 24 April 20, 2018

popeye’s chicken

Pussy that makes your eyes pop out.

Man, she sure has some great popeye’s chicken!

by Madmech January 1, 2018

Pokey

Adj. When something pokes you repeatedly in the mouth or any other area.

This POKEY stick OML

by n.y.c.7.6.5 July 28, 2018

Pokey bum time

A game involving poking each other in the bum.

“Kelly-Anne chases george around the house poking his bum. George doesn’t try to get away because george enjoys pokey bum time.”

by D&G17 July 17, 2019

Pooey

Someone or something that doesn't like to have a go at something in life.

Oh come on mate! Have a crack for once, don't be pooey!

by DollarBart June 8, 2023