Platonically married

When two strangers with matching swagness meet online and marry so their power is multiplied.
"Did you know Malia and Sara are platonically married on Discord ?"
"No way !"
by kermitjuice November 03, 2021
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Platonic mutthi

“Platonic mutthi” refers to a unique and profound emotional bond characterized by deep conversations, the sharing of perspectives, and a connection so intense that pursuing a romantic relationship feels inappropriate.This dynamic involves a significant attraction on both emotional and intellectual levels, where individuals resonate deeply with each other’s thoughts and feelings.Despite this strong attraction, altering the nature of the relationship to a romantic one is seen as diminishing its purity.It embodies the most sacred form of intimacy between individuals of different genders or sexes while remaining entirely platonic.This phenomenon highlights the beauty of connection devoid of romantic entanglement, celebrating a deep sense of understanding and friendship.
Despite their deep emotional connection and shared intimacy, Kavan and Purdy cherished their platonic mutthi, knowing it was the most pious form of friendship.
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Platonic mutthi

Platonic mutthi" is a profound emotional and intellectual bond characterized by deep conversations and a strong attraction that feels inappropriate for romance.
Kavan and Purdy cherished their platonic mutthi, knowing it was the most pious form of friendship.
by Psychedeliccutie August 03, 2024
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Platonically Cucked

(n.) A situation in which you're friends with a person or a group of people in theory, but they ignore you frequently, barely invite you anywhere, or have a group chat without you.
Bro, did you hear about how Anna cut off her entire friend group recently? Guess she finally got fed up with being platonically cucked.
by Crackerposting_Throwaway May 22, 2025
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Platonic Hand Job

A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it
Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends
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Platonic Handjob

A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.

Male equivalent of platonic fingering

Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob
So what happened last night?

Nothing much, just a platonic handjob.
by Whattareyoudoing March 19, 2018
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Platonic musician crush

A non-Romantic desire to have a relationship with a musician that would allow you to see them (or their band) live any time for free
P1: Oh my god, I just saw Sum 41 live and I’m pretty sure I’m in love with Deryck whibley!
P2: are you sure your in love with him, or is it just a platonic musician crush?
by Skumfuk4ever August 15, 2022
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