Playing Footsie

To flirt with someone subtly by rubbing your feet against theirs. This is done usually in secret with other people present, popularly occouring at dinner tables, in church, and if you're nasty, a bathroom stall.

I couldn't concentrate on the conversation because I was playing footsie with that hottie the whole time.

by Justin Fuckin Bass February 18, 2009

Playing Some CD's

to play some "CD's" is to smoke marijuana. a "CD" player would be a bowl or a hookah or something to smoke out of.

Andrew: we were just Playing Some CD's on Jared's CD palyer

Andrew's Mother: oh, well thats nice. have fun

by JayJay-rod November 4, 2008

playing stupid

Pretending to be ignorant to get out of trouble

"Excuse me sir, can I see your ticket...you are in the wrong seat, this is the sky box section, you are supposed to be in the bleachers.

"Oh, I had no idea, how do you even get there?

"Go out make a left or right, and go all the way to the other side of the stadium."

"Okay thanks"

...

"Haha, I love playing stupid, it works every time."

by dhun April 1, 2015

playing 5 on 1

Jerking off. 5 fingers to 1 dick.

"I haven't had sex in a month so I've just been playing 5 on 1"

by Marsellus April 6, 2016

playing the banjo

When you are fondling your woman's clit, vagina.

Why didn't you answer my call's yesterday man?

Sorry man, I was busy playing the banjo.

by Robbie Rob J February 17, 2017

playing niggas

Talking to many niggas at once and having them think they the only boy you talking to

I be playing niggas everyday

by Suckdickeatballs May 9, 2018

Playing the Wet Bugle

Dropping some serious wet sounding farts. May be simply from wet sounding gas. May also be the wet sound of flatulence after receiving ejaculate during anal sex.

Taco Bell last night made me start playing the wet bugle today.

After I laid my nut in LaKrieseha’s tight booty last night, she was playing the wet bugle about 3 am.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019