Assassin Phone

1. A phone that instead of having internet capabilities or hands free set up, has a tazer, retractable spikes, cyanide and arsenic compartments, choke cable, GPS with listings to convienent body dump sites, and a self destruction device.

2. The ultimate phone used by ultimate people. Buyers include Chuck Norris, Samuel L Jackson, Sean Connery, Benicio Del Toro, Russel Crowe, the nine members of the Wu-Tang Clan, Baby from who framed roger rabbit, Keanu Reeves, X-President Regan, Milla Jovovich, And the bald guy from Reign of Fire.

"What was the man strangled with?"
"It looks like it was done with an Assassin phone!"

by Assasin phone CEO September 3, 2007

on the phone with dick

Euphemism for fellatio.

She talked on the phone with dick until I gave her my money shot.

by Warthog April 20, 2005

My phone

My life

First example -> Kid: Lemme get out my phone
Second example -> Parents: Get off of your phone! Kid:

by ImmaRealGamer January 25, 2021

pick up the phone

be available or come through for someone

Person One: I really trust you dawg. I feel like you’re always gonna be there for me.

Person Two: Of course bro. I’m always gonna pick up the phone for you.

by ShoulderBoulder December 16, 2019

phone bill

what the telephone company charges you for making telephone calls

Last night I fell asleep during sex and woke up two hours later with a $700 phone bill.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

Blowing up my phone

When someone wont stop calling you.

Thats the fifth time hes called! Stop Blowing up my phone!

by SuperBunnyGurl July 6, 2010

Trap Phone

a phone for when your parents take away your actual phone. this is usually an older phone that your parents forgot that you had and you cannot call or text becuase it is out of service. you can pretty much only use it when there is wifi, but nowadays people use that more than calling or texting.

"aw man i heard your mom took your phone"
"yeah, but i got a trap phone so its cool"

by Truthful butch December 4, 2016