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paysite

A site (usually pornographic), that you have to pay money in order to have access to.
All good porn sites are paysites.
There is no such a thing as a free lunch.
by goldandglitter April 17, 2012
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parsing

(Verb) 1. A lull in conversation (usually conference calls, video chats, or other group meeting scenarios) due to technical difficulties.

2. An excuse from participating in unsavory recreational activities that are technologically driven.
Sorry for parsing just now, IT doesn’t have their shit together.

No Denise, I can’t spotify and sidehug because my (insert technical device here) is parsing.
by Tricountytreecare April 18, 2019
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paying with pennies

Code word for downloading illegal copyrighted files.

Also means masturbating really slowly to internet porn.
Man this game is slowwww to download only payed 66% of it with pennies

OR

Oh man last night I was paying with pennies to your sister's pics she sent me, you know the nude ones of her and the dog having sex.
by netsplit October 27, 2006
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passing legislation

To take a shit. In particular a big or nasty shit. To diarrhea.

What congress does (especially U.S. Congress).
Q: What are you doing in there? It stinks like hell.

A: I just passed some serious legislation.

or

A: passing legislation.
by Dekularay July 7, 2010
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Pasinski

did you see that llama wool quilt, thats definetly a pasinski!
by the hung horse April 10, 2009
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Pasini

The only minibike manufacturer to produce bikes for girls. Due to the special design of the tank they wil fit a women perfectly or a man with a very small penis and scrotham. Also because these bikes are underpowered it also give the lady's a chance to ride them properly.

Not to be confused with that Italian flat bread :p
man with small dick ride pasini
by scott parker October 27, 2005
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im not paying for that

A phrase used to describe a stupid situation which you are in. Or used to describe a person who's jokes are usually dumb or have to be explained.
Mike: Mmmm taco bell is so good but it costs a lot.

Tad: I know ill walk up to the register with a shotgun and cock it then say "Im not paying for that"

Mike: ... your retarded

Also can be used as a comeback

Cody: Wow your gay

Rob: but "Im not paying for that"

Cody: ...Fag
by Anthonydagleone October 21, 2010
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