Pardon

a gay ass way of saying Sorry

Eli: Yo, how big is your dick?
Mike: Pardon?
Eli: Yo, bitch you don't live in England, you like in United States bitch!

by someunfunnyguy69 June 10, 2018

pardon my german

Pardon my German, a.k.a. "begnadigen Sie mein Deutsches" is a phrase jokingly used to excuse farting or burping in an inappropriate situation; it is similar in use to pardon my French, which is used to excuse one's profane language.

Job Interviewer: Well, that's all everything. do you have any questions for me about the company?

Candidate: No, but-- *LOUD, LONG OBNOXIOUS MALODOROUS FART*

Job Interviewer: *stunned silence*

Candidate: Heh...um, pardon my German.

by Codpiece Clown December 22, 2007

Paedo Files

All the disgusting files (photos) that belongs to a convicted paedophile.

There are numerous paedo files found on the next door paedophile's computer.

by Dee-Odus January 3, 2009

touch of a paedophile

A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.

When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that wasthe touch of a paedophile.

by Richard Slatcher July 15, 2005

paedophile

You spelled it wrong you british motherfucker. Its pedophile, not paedophile, ya twat.

British person: paedophiles suck. Murrican motherfucking badass: Its pedophile you wanker!

by faffabetaler April 14, 2019

Paedofiddled

When you are the victim of a paedophile. It is not the paedophile themselves but instead the victim. The person who has been paedophiddled must be under the age of 18.

Amelia: I'm so gutted i'm eighteen!

George + Adam: Errrrm okay, why!?

Amelia: Cause now I'll never be paedofiddled!

by georgeee123 January 25, 2011

Hard-On Pardon

A courtesy you award to your male friend when you notice he has a hard-on at a random time but you act like you don't to save him from embarrassment.

At school, Sally noticed the bulge in Jake's pants and almost makes fun of him for it, but decided rather to give him a hard-on pardon.

by SeenNotHeard August 8, 2015