putty eater

a non foul way of saying pussy eater,this was used by harry enfield in the famous badfellas sketch.

biggles: hows your wife paul ?
paul:what you saying bout my wife,you fun my wife?
biggles: yeah she sucked my duck and i ate her putty

paul:your a muddy funster and a putty eater fuckwit biggles

by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

Puttin' the meat down

When you dick a hoe so hard that she doesn't get up.

1: "Yo homes what'd you do when you left with that gal?"
2: "You know I was puttin' the meat down on that bitch."
1: "Word."

by just_jem February 5, 2018

rossen putty

Another name for a girl having a "rotten pussy". It is obviously derived from the term, "rotten pussy". Often said with a rastafarian accent.

"She got that rossen putty, mon."

"I and I, gettin' away from dat rossen putty for a few days, bumbaclot."

by KEGforAU May 19, 2010

Are you putting me on?

An expression used in order to convey incredulity, disbelief, or even surprise.

Synonyms:
Are you kidding me?
Are you pulling my leg?

A: Jacob called me yesterday saying that he won the lottery!
B: Are you putting me on?

by IbisRedibis August 1, 2011

putty exam

An exam in which the teacher makes so difficult the entire class fails. He can then "resculpt" the class to give the kids he likes the higher grades and the kids he dislikes the lower grades, according to a bell curve.

I better start kissing up after that putty exam.

by Street Urchin April 6, 2004

putting the baby to sleep

Sticking a tampon soaked in alcohol up your vag to get fucked faster while chewing raw weed.

What are you doing tonight?
We're putting the baby to sleep

by asgdghdagarsdfasdfa November 25, 2010

putting toothpaste back in the tube

sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.

After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008