Primeu

An obnoxious bastard with an ignorant girlfriend who seems to pinch other girls in either the ass or back, he is a failure at most of the sports he puts himself in, generally boasting his titanic sized ego. Generally a fake-drunk and a loser. Likes to make fun of other's weight when he himself has nothing to brag. Has internal conflict as his girlfriend as she cannot find his tiny penis.

"You see Primeu today? He kissed his gorilla- I mean girlfriend."

"You see Primeu got layed out today? He said his shoe was untied. What a dumbass."

by CappytanChuckles October 6, 2010

Primesight

The feeling you get when you’ve just finished ordering something from amazon prime, and you find yourself wishing you had ordered it two days earlier so it so would be there already.

Guy 1: Dude, I just ordered some new shoes and a food processor from amazon; I just wish I ordered them a couple days ago so they’d already be here.

Guy 2: Yeah man, primesight’s 20/20.

by TotesMcGopher June 1, 2018

Prime Nigga Hours

Prime Nigga hours starts at 4 a.m and ends at sunrise

How late were you up last night?
we were 10 mins into prime nigga hours

by Yk477 June 12, 2018

Primera Air

Primera Air is a below average airline company that specialises in poor customer service. They are known for frequently ignoring emails and phone calls, in addition when customers do finally get through to Primera they end the call. Primera are also well known for refusing to pay customers compensation.

Primera Air are also known to be pathological liars.

I would never fly with Primera Air

Primera Air are ignoring my emails again

Primera Air have delayed my flight by 10 years

by Se6ox September 18, 2018

Prime Log

it's this one log that tommyinnit had in his exile arc in the dream smp minecraft server, which is apparently used to get his primes along with ringing a bell and screaming "TWITCH PRIME" at his chat, and it seems to work well!!

tommyinnit : we're at the prime log chat, you know what to do

by sqk17 February 11, 2021

dandy prime

Dandy means "fine" and prime means "perfect".

Question: "How's it going?"
Answer: "Dandy prime!"

by zippetydooda February 3, 2007

Thotimus Prime

Lorenzo Ramos

Hey there’s our leader... Thotimus Prime (a.k.a. Lorenzo Ramos)

by Sea Thot July 25, 2018