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by christopher January 20, 2004
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Sniper position

The technique in which one partner lays belly down with hands on partners thighs to perform oral sex like a champ. Positioned like a sniper.
I was in sniper position when I ate that coochie for matinee hours this morning
by Wizardofbutt July 20, 2022
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posi

short for positive, and is a widely accepted term among scenster hardcore kids. most commonly used in songs by the band Good Clean Fun.
"dude, that wasn't very posi"
by J.L.V August 26, 2003
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prepare to be physically humiliated

a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp
Mistress is very displeased with you tonight Donald.

Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.

Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!
by mandingoe May 26, 2004
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long position

(FINANCE) a situation in which an investor stands to gain if a particular investment instrument (stocks, bonds, gold, real estate) goes up in value. One "takes a long position" with respect to a particular item.

There are several ways of taking a long position; an obvious way to go long is to actually own the thing itself. Supposing you are taking a long position on Intel common stock (NASDAQ:INTC), here are some other ways:

* Buy a call option for INTC, especially with a strike price higher than the current spot price.

* Write a put option for INTC, committing yourself to buy more INTC stock if the price goes down over the near term

* Buy a futures contract for INTC at spot (or more).

CAVEAT LECTOR: there are many _potential_ definitions of long position; I have given the broadest one available.
MICHAEL: I want to flatten my long position on T-bills.

ANNA: I would recommend buying a covered interest swap with another major currency, like yen.
by Abu Yahya April 10, 2010
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poison

Someone or a substance that causes problems, hurt, injury, illness, or death, especially by chemical means.
I don't talk to anybody that are considered poison.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 23, 2004
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Finishing Position

N. Alternate name for doggy style. The name is derived from men's inability to last very long in this position. Hence, once he starts getting it doggie, he's finished.
"Ward's ass came home drunk and frisky. He was on top of me riding away- blowing his beer breath all over me, I couldn't take anymore so I rolled over into the finishing position and let nature take it's course."
by keifermail December 10, 2009
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