Posmod, an abbreviation for the new and exciting “Postmodern" cultural movement. Tired of all the plaid, vegetarianism and caring, this anti-hipster geek movement started in Raleigh, North Carolina.
Ironically ironic, totally self-aware and too selfish to pretend like they care, the Posmod crowd is beyond hip.
Today's Posmods enjoy new-age yet awesomely retro vodka-based spirits such as the gimlet and the frodka.
In general, they are made uncomfortable by children and enjoy and enjoy lofty perches and spying.
Common Posmod phrases include:
“We know about it.”
“That’s kind of a big deal.”
“That’s so Posmod.”
“That’s so shift + 4.”
Ironically ironic, totally self-aware and too selfish to pretend like they care, the Posmod crowd is beyond hip.
Today's Posmods enjoy new-age yet awesomely retro vodka-based spirits such as the gimlet and the frodka.
In general, they are made uncomfortable by children and enjoy and enjoy lofty perches and spying.
Common Posmod phrases include:
“We know about it.”
“That’s kind of a big deal.”
“That’s so Posmod.”
“That’s so shift + 4.”
by GirlFromRaleigh August 12, 2012
Get the Posmod mug.1. An awkward animal that doesn't cope with society because no one likes it and is loathed EVEN by the platypus, God's last creation when he was slacking near the end of the seven days.
2. Def not a hippopotamus (dumb conclusion)
3. Something you can call someone who just embarrassed themselves in a group of 3 or more people
2. Def not a hippopotamus (dumb conclusion)
3. Something you can call someone who just embarrassed themselves in a group of 3 or more people
1.
Dude 1: "yo you alright brah?"
Dude 2: yea man, I saw a potamus walk across the road. I hit it cause I did it and the world a favor."
Dude 1: "you are a god among pota...what's potamus in plural form?"
Dude 2: "Potamins...idiot."
2.
Girl 1: "Who told you a potamus has ANYTHING to do with a hippopotamus? just cause it's part of the word doesn't mean it's related."
Girl 2: "what's a potamus?"
Girl 1: "...your mom's a potamus."
3.
Bro 1: "Awww broseph you missed it!"
Bro 2: "What went down? My speakers go up to 11 so I couldn't here shit."
Bro 1: "That girl just made a total potamus of herself in front of her own RAs by telling them that she doesn't even go here."
Bro 2: "wow...what a potamus."
Bro 1: "I like potamu...potamettes."
Dude 1: "yo you alright brah?"
Dude 2: yea man, I saw a potamus walk across the road. I hit it cause I did it and the world a favor."
Dude 1: "you are a god among pota...what's potamus in plural form?"
Dude 2: "Potamins...idiot."
2.
Girl 1: "Who told you a potamus has ANYTHING to do with a hippopotamus? just cause it's part of the word doesn't mean it's related."
Girl 2: "what's a potamus?"
Girl 1: "...your mom's a potamus."
3.
Bro 1: "Awww broseph you missed it!"
Bro 2: "What went down? My speakers go up to 11 so I couldn't here shit."
Bro 1: "That girl just made a total potamus of herself in front of her own RAs by telling them that she doesn't even go here."
Bro 2: "wow...what a potamus."
Bro 1: "I like potamu...potamettes."
by yetihunter3000 August 21, 2009
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Used to describe someone of low quality who may resemble a hippopotamus. Prefix coming from 'huff', the most powerful insult you can call somebody. Meaning of such low grade, that just associating yourself with something huff will bring down your value as a human being.
Jason: who's that huff guy over there dancing with that girl.
David: that's Aakash, he has a thing for Huffo'potamus'.
Jason: damn, I guess being huff is contagious.
David: you know it, don't look in his eyes, you might catch it.
David: that's Aakash, he has a thing for Huffo'potamus'.
Jason: damn, I guess being huff is contagious.
David: you know it, don't look in his eyes, you might catch it.
by doshi6 January 15, 2014
Get the Huffo'potamus mug.Used to describe someone of low quality who may resemble a hippopotamus. Prefix coming from 'huff', the most powerful insult you can call somebody. Meaning of such low grade, that just associating yourself with something huff will bring down your value as a human being.
Jason: who's that huff guy over there dancing with that girl.
David: that's Aakash, he has a thing for Huffo'potamus'.
Jason: damn, I guess being huff is contagious.
David: you know it, don't look in his eyes, you might catch it.
David: that's Aakash, he has a thing for Huffo'potamus'.
Jason: damn, I guess being huff is contagious.
David: you know it, don't look in his eyes, you might catch it.
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