play-doh press

similar to a blumpkin, but the roles are slightly reversed. one partner is taking a shit while at the same time giving a blow job to the standing male. thus it looks much like a play-doh press as dick is going in and shit is coming out.

I wanted a blumpkin, but my girl had to shit first, so I got a play-doh press instead.

by trip100yt March 23, 2009

Play me better

a synonym for whatever.

(girl one)You smell like fish
(girl two)play me better

by Nikki December 3, 2003

play the board

In Texas Hold'em, using the five community cards on the board as your best hand, disregarding your hole cards.

If the community cards are all hearts and nobody has one in their hands, everyone plays the board and splits the pot.

by Coell May 14, 2005

play pirate

pick up line used on woman or men(i don't judge).

"wanna play pirate" "whats that" "we go under the sheets and find the booty"

by eric alberto falcon martinez June 30, 2009

play date

A play date or playdate is an arranged appointment ostensibly for children to get together for a few hours to play.

However, the underlying reason is keep the kids busy so that parents can score some action with each other.

While I was at the playground with my son, I scheduled a play date with that hot milf.

So while the kids were downstairs watching Sponge Bob, I was upstairs helping Mommy get some needed stress release!

by ud-spieler September 14, 2010

play catch

the correct phrase used to describe when a ball is tossed between two people.

Jackson, you wanna go to the park and "play catch"?

by cromikaze October 9, 2008

play it by beer

to play it by ear, but when alcohol will obviously be involved in the future.
admitting alcohol makes plans less concrete.

hey todd, what should we do saturday morning?
well, skyler's party is friday night, LETS PLAY IT BY BEER.

by deezo June 24, 2005