Platonic Creeper

Someone who creeps on others, but doesn't want anything from it.

Musz is such a platonic creeper! He walks around Molly so weirdly, but he's gay, so he doesn't want anything from it.

by Prince Couture December 16, 2008

platonicide

The moment when a relationship with the opposite sex just got you stuck in the friend zone

Bringing her to McDonald's on a date was definitely the platonicide of that fling going anywhere

by callJD4 August 22, 2011

Platonic Smoothie

The activity in which people free from sensual desire, especially in a relationship between two persons of the opposite sex go out and get a smoothie together. This activity is in no way, shape, or form considered, "cheating" if one of the persons has a significant other.

Hockey Player: "Hey you want to go get a smoothie?"
Dancer Girl: "Yeah, but won't my boyfriend get mad that we're spending time together?"
Hockey Player: "No, we're just going to get a Platonic Smoothie, it's not like it's a date or anything!"
Dancer Girl: "Awesome! Let's Go!"

by WickedBrat May 28, 2013

platonic nut

Getting a nut off with someone you consider strictly a homie. You would also allow a friend to get a nut off with this same homie.

Yeah bro I'm about to get this platonic nut off at friendsgiving!!!
Hey homie, you tryna get a platonic nut off?!

by yvngtruth January 19, 2018

Platonically ghosted

Being platonically ghosted is just the same as being ghosted, but by a friend rather than a partner.

Dude guess what? My BFF just platonically ghosted me.

by megabruhmoments November 14, 2020

Platoonza

A radical party.

Yo, wanna go the Platoonza down the block?

by PaulXD June 24, 2021

Platonically-ish

A word for how you love a friend who you have feelings for. Typically used by people with commitment issues who want to tell someone they love them.

I love you, platonically-ish.

by MysticalELC March 17, 2022