orkie

A word meaning heartless, sadistic, or cruel. Can also refer to an act that is inspired by these characteristics. Originating from the basic conduct of the average orc, a fantasy race most prevalent in the writings of J.R.R. Tolkien.

~"I think you just killed my hampster!"
-"Dude, that's orkie!"

by JackTheEVAP September 19, 2005

Ormberg

Something so hilarious it makes you literally laugh your ass off.

The Colbert Report is so Ormberg right now!

by Mr Funny August 9, 2006

Sexual Orientation

Your sexual identity; sexual preference

Sexual orientations can be as simple as bisexual (attracted to both genders) or as complex as aego-demi-transquasi-pan-androgyno-graysexual. (Even I can't explain this one. I just now made it up.)

Normal person: What's your sexual orientation? I'm bisexual.
Tumblr User: I'm aego-gray-cupio-andro-apora-homosexual.
Normal Person: Oh, I was expecting some simple, like pansexual or asexual.
Tumblr User: *triggered*

by HPTrash November 16, 2017

detail-oriented

Focussing on insignificant details, usually the minor flaws of others. Detail-oriented people are easy to spot because they are usually without any friends and tend to work in tech-support or other fields in which being an asshole is an asset.

Sebastian, a very detail-oriented person, was busy expounding on the virtues of veganism whilst he slowly burnt to death without noticing that he was on fire.

by NigglyKong March 15, 2008

oriented

Oriented: the American poor-relative of the English 'orientated'; to rotate an object through any plane to align in any given angle; to have bias of political, religious or sexual tendencies; any leanings or sympathies to any such beliefs. Derived from such activity as 'orienteering', using map and compass, from a given point to any other, using 'way-finding' to arrive at that given point

'He was oriented (US) orientated (Eng) towards the party for civil liberties', or 'The airplane (US) aeroplane (Eng) was oriented (US) orientated (Eng) toward south (US) towards the south (Eng)'

by Campaign for real English July 31, 2013

Oriental-Queef

The split second epiphany that occurs while you are banging an Asian chick. The realization that you've never done this before and wondering why the Vagina looks sideways. As the sound erupts you decide it's time to make your fishy deposit and leave.

Mikey was having his way with this tight little asian virgin when her cherry popped and let out an Oriental-Queef as if sighing in relief.

by Big Vagina November 2, 2011

Oriental friend

That one friend who is fully or part asian, and makes many unnecessary asian jokes to make him/herself seem funnier. They are similar to black friends, but oriental friends give their white counterparts the capability to make asian jokes without coming off as offensive to others. They are known to be more adopted into white culture than their own, but use their own as an excuse to any given situation. They are also known to wear an obsessive amount of supreme, nike, kith, and many other street brands. Can typically be found in prestigious high schools, and typically sport very noticeable haircuts. They are also known to flex with as many Apple devices as possible.

Man without oriental friend: "Bruh you can't say none of that dog eatin' shit! That's stereotypical type shit to the orientals."

Man with oriental friend: "Bruh I got an oriental friend he's chill wit it.

Man without oriental friend: "Oh aight den."

by thematteo318 April 9, 2019