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A nonstop flow of blood that every girl has for one week every month. Guys THINK it's torture for them, but they have no uterus, so they can't have an opinion.
Girl: Ugh, I wish I were a guy! They don't have those painful periods!
Guy: It's hard for us too! We have boners!
Girl: Stop complaining about your fucking boners. Having thoughts about naked grandma isn't going to suck the blood back up my vagina.
Guy: It's hard for us too! We have boners!
Girl: Stop complaining about your fucking boners. Having thoughts about naked grandma isn't going to suck the blood back up my vagina.
by HPTrash December 11, 2017
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by HPTrash November 20, 2017
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Sexual orientations can be as simple as bisexual (attracted to both genders) or as complex as aego-demi-transquasi-pan-androgyno-graysexual. (Even I can't explain this one. I just now made it up.)
Sexual orientations can be as simple as bisexual (attracted to both genders) or as complex as aego-demi-transquasi-pan-androgyno-graysexual. (Even I can't explain this one. I just now made it up.)
Normal person: What's your sexual orientation? I'm bisexual.
Tumblr User: I'm aego-gray-cupio-andro-apora-homosexual.
Normal Person: Oh, I was expecting some simple, like pansexual or asexual.
Tumblr User: *triggered*
Tumblr User: I'm aego-gray-cupio-andro-apora-homosexual.
Normal Person: Oh, I was expecting some simple, like pansexual or asexual.
Tumblr User: *triggered*
by HPTrash November 16, 2017
Get the Sexual Orientation mug.An online community where you can share your interests freely. The content can range from normal (recipes, gardening, certain fandoms, etc.) to questionable (seriously, certain Tumblr users have invented like 82 genders).
Teen: Dad, I finally figured out what my gender is. I'm trans-demi-aporagender.
Dad: Let me guess, you've been on Tumblr.
Dad: Let me guess, you've been on Tumblr.
by HPTrash November 16, 2017
Get the Tumblr mug.-rich brat
-dad is a stockbroker and mom is an anesthesiologist
-wears $50 Vineyard Vines polo shirts with that retarded ass whale, Chubbies shorts, and Sperrys
-part of a country club and yacht club
-has a Rolex watch
-all of his friends conform to all of the stereotypes listed above
-dad is a stockbroker and mom is an anesthesiologist
-wears $50 Vineyard Vines polo shirts with that retarded ass whale, Chubbies shorts, and Sperrys
-part of a country club and yacht club
-has a Rolex watch
-all of his friends conform to all of the stereotypes listed above
It doesn't matter how hideous or ridiculous-looking an item of clothing is; if it's expensive, a basic white boy is gonna hoard that shit.
by HPTrash November 12, 2017
Get the Basic White Boy mug.A pansexual girl who thinks sparkly vampires (from Twilight, obviously) are sexy, thinks she is married to Gerard Way, and complains about being flat-chested even though flat-chested girls have a lot of benefits.
by HPTrash November 5, 2017
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If you click the "thumbs down" button, you're obviously an idiot because this is a fact.
If you click the "thumbs down" button, you're obviously an idiot because this is a fact.
by HPTrash November 5, 2017
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