Definitions by HPTrash

Period 

A nonstop flow of blood that every girl has for one week every month. Guys THINK it's torture for them, but they have no uterus, so they can't have an opinion.

Girl: Ugh, I wish I were a guy! They don't have those painful periods!
Guy: It's hard for us too! We have boners!
Girl: Stop complaining about your fucking boners. Having thoughts about naked grandma isn't going to suck the blood back up my vagina.

Period by HPTrash December 11, 2017

Minesweeper 

A game that is built-in to every Windows computer. Most people don't know how to play it, but it's actually easy to do, except for one thing. On advanced mode it gets to the point where you have to GUESS which tile you're supposed to click, and it's so fucking aggravating.

After 800 attempts, I finally beat Minesweeper in advanced mode.

Minesweeper by HPTrash November 20, 2017

Sexual Orientation 

Your sexual identity; sexual preference

Sexual orientations can be as simple as bisexual (attracted to both genders) or as complex as aego-demi-transquasi-pan-androgyno-graysexual. (Even I can't explain this one. I just now made it up.)

Normal person: What's your sexual orientation? I'm bisexual.
Tumblr User: I'm aego-gray-cupio-andro-apora-homosexual.
Normal Person: Oh, I was expecting some simple, like pansexual or asexual.
Tumblr User: *triggered*

Sexual Orientation by HPTrash November 16, 2017

Tumblr 

An online community where you can share your interests freely. The content can range from normal (recipes, gardening, certain fandoms, etc.) to questionable (seriously, certain Tumblr users have invented like 82 genders).

Teen: Dad, I finally figured out what my gender is. I'm trans-demi-aporagender.
Dad: Let me guess, you've been on Tumblr.

Tumblr by HPTrash November 16, 2017

Basic White Boy 

-rich brat

-dad is a stockbroker and mom is an anesthesiologist
-wears $50 Vineyard Vines polo shirts with that retarded ass whale, Chubbies shorts, and Sperrys
-part of a country club and yacht club
-has a Rolex watch
-all of his friends conform to all of the stereotypes listed above

It doesn't matter how hideous or ridiculous-looking an item of clothing is; if it's expensive, a basic white boy is gonna hoard that shit.

Basic White Boy by HPTrash November 12, 2017

Lizzie

A pansexual girl who thinks sparkly vampires (from Twilight, obviously) are sexy, thinks she is married to Gerard Way, and complains about being flat-chested even though flat-chested girls have a lot of benefits.

Lizzie is a good friend, but I think she's a little crazy.

Lizzie by HPTrash November 5, 2017

Woman

A female human.

If you click the "thumbs down" button, you're obviously an idiot because this is a fact.

Meep woman meep

Woman by HPTrash November 5, 2017