detail-oriented 

Able to discern things that fat, stinking slobs could only dream of seeing if they only had the ambition to imagine. Source of hostility to greasy Neanderthal turd balls who feel it is OK to steamroll through their life in a hungover haze leaving nothing behind but a path of donut crumbs. The envy of bitter, sloppy losers everywhere.

Sam, being a detail-oriented person, noticed that Nick couldn't log into his computer because the caps lock was on and because it was the fifth time this month, beat him over the head with his keyboard.

detail-oriented by Asteroider May 20, 2010

detail-oriented 

Focussing on insignificant details, usually the minor flaws of others. Detail-oriented people are easy to spot because they are usually without any friends and tend to work in tech-support or other fields in which being an asshole is an asset.

Sebastian, a very detail-oriented person, was busy expounding on the virtues of veganism whilst he slowly burnt to death without noticing that he was on fire.

detail-oriented by NigglyKong March 15, 2008

ODO: Overly Detail Oriented 

Think annoyingly OCD plus anal retentive, on steroids!

This is that customer who complains about the slightest, minute cosmetic detail on a large piece of industrial equipment. Not talking about a scratch/scuff on a Ferrari, this is a slightly skewed label (slight enough that there is an internal discussion if it is even skewed) on a 15’ long, 8’ tall, several thousand pound piece of equipment, which gets installed in the corner, along the edge, or in a back room.

When you think ODO, use the chant from the Wizard of Oz when the guards are marching in:
O D O, Oh, Oh! O D O, Oh, Oh!

Yes sir, the equipment was installed without issue. Yes, it performs perfectly. No, there are no real issues with it, the customer is just ODO: Overly Detail Oriented.

ODO: Overly Detail Oriented by JV Hilliard August 31, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022