I Don't Even Know

This clever phrase was invented by the bright, young man, Chris Allen. He patented the phrase on July 15, 2007. The phrase, "I don't even know," is quite an unique expression. It can be used as a extreme adjective to describe the undescribable, or it can be used to express thoughts of confusion. It can also be used as a verbal space filler. This phrase will go down as one of the best phrases in all of phraseology history.

"Man, that girl is as ugly as... i don't even know."

"What's going on tonight, bro?"
"I don't even know, man."

((When in a conversation and an awkward silence comes up))
"Yeah, well, I dont even know."

by C.Allen February 23, 2008

Do mind if I don't

The complete opposite of "Don't mind if I do"

Timmy the tard has a saying, "Do mind if I don't" and has a homosexual chuckle after saying the aforementioned garbled hiccup.

by shumbert July 21, 2010

i don't buy in bulk

non-worship of body fat

hey john, look at those two! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!
that is one hot human! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!

by michael foolsley December 05, 2009

I don't care bear

the little kindergarten kid that smelled like piss, and played with carebears in the corner

hey you wanna play power rangers kid?

don't talk to him thats the "I don't care bear!"

by Johnnykins March 21, 2008

what is this i don't even

When a typical internet loser that knows nothing outside of dated internet memes doesn't understand what you're talking about, this is what they tell you.

What is this I don't even = This isn't one of the six memes I know, so it confuses and/or threatens me

by Downvoting Victim June 11, 2019

I don't have time for this Lance

when a boy says that he 'dosn't have time for this Lance', he sometimes means he does have time, he is just not ready to accept his feelings.

You could say ''I don't have time for this lance'' but you would be lying

by bitchassrubberneck June 24, 2018

I don't give a fuck

Commonly used to say 1. not caring or :) 2. not giving the gender on a form because another word for fuck is sex and sex is gender.

ex 1.

Idiot 1:"You forgot to put your sex on the form?"

Idiot 2:"I don't give a fuck." or "I don't give a sex."

Idiot 1:"0.o." "WAAAA?"

ex 2.

Idiot 2:"You forgot the pizza!"

Idiot 1:"I don't give a fuck!"

by Kelly Jacksow June 17, 2013