by weaboo_scum May 16, 2015
by ivygurl45 February 20, 2017
by Bncliffo March 08, 2021
The flicker of a TV illuminated this bedroom, drowning out the darkness with his favorite programs. Do you remember how we became friends? The lights scared off all the monsters, they kept him safe. Do you remember my face? With contorted flesh and broken bones, I made myself known. Do you remember my touch? I cradled him in my arms. My sweet boy. I took him away. Do you remember that night, Murray? When you stare into the mirror, you see the same monsters from your bedroom, don't you? But your skin is not your own. You're not the real you.
by The False Shepherd August 06, 2023
I gave the guy at the front desk at the gym an auto-repleasantry when he said "have a good workout."
EXAMPLE:
Ticket-taker at movie theatre: Enjoy the show.
Me: You too
EXAMPLE:
Ticket-taker at movie theatre: Enjoy the show.
Me: You too
by larscooley October 02, 2016
by Some Nerd 2 October 11, 2020