netflix and chill

When you go to someone's house expecting to watch netflix and hang out, but they actually wanted to fuck.

Girl: "Hey babe, wanna come over so we can watch netflix and chill?"
Guy: "YES"

*Guy comes over*
Girl: *Watches Netflix and eats popcorn*
Guy: "......I thought we were gonna fuck..."

by Loulipop98 October 20, 2015

Netflix and Chill for One

A euphemism for masturbation. Typically used by a single man or woman who has no sexual partners, save for Netflix.

Katie: "Netflix and chill for one tonight I think"
Chris: "Make sure you take off those fake nails, don't want to snag anything"

by DoctorLove September 23, 2015

Netflix Karma

You get a DVD from Netflix and it is all scratched up because the previous users treated it as badly as you treat your netflix rentals.

Oh crap it froze up again, I am so suffering Netflix Karma right now! Arghhh!

by Clampunk August 10, 2010

Netflix Bipolar

When you can't choose what to watch on Netflix so you keep switching from thing to thing

Last night I was being so Netflix bipolar I was watching saw,grease , and comic book men at the same time

by Chels_ty March 30, 2015

netflix and chill

Using Netflix as a background noise to keep the kids from knowing you're having sex in the other room.

Okay kids you guys behave we're just going to go in the room and watch Netflix and chill.

by Ceemoore May 4, 2016

Netflix and chill

Netflix and chill, the act of putting your purple helmeted love warrior where her legs begin.

Guy - "Hey babe, wanna Netflix in chill ?"
Girl - "Please, put your pork sword in my poo tang"
I.E "Netflix and chill" = "Let's have sex"

by BonS0LE August 6, 2017

Netflix & Chill

When a couple decides to spend a date watching a movie on Netflix, and relaxing. Sex is usually done during/after the movie.

Guy: Ay girl come to my house and we can "Netflix & Chill".
Girl: Alright what movie we watching?
Guy: insert movie here, and I brought some condoms.
Girl: *Smiles*

by realest tho. October 31, 2015