by Teesquizzle October 08, 2022
sympathy slut's friend: oh my god did you hear what Brittney Amber Tiffany posted on Facebook about how she broke up with Justin she is taking it really hard she's like starting to cut
you: sounds like a personal problem
sympathy slut's friend: oh my god! you're such a bitch for saying that
you: am I or is she posting her problems on Facebook for attention and let me remind you she started them am I a bitch or is she a sympathy slut
you: sounds like a personal problem
sympathy slut's friend: oh my god! you're such a bitch for saying that
you: am I or is she posting her problems on Facebook for attention and let me remind you she started them am I a bitch or is she a sympathy slut
by D.SIZZLE February 11, 2016
A cynical industry where you hear the same kinds of stories and lines over and over to the point that it's a joke that isn't funny (the false hope and optimism sky is going to fall again tomorrow industry).
Person that survived storm- As long as nobody gets hurt, I don't care if I lose everything else.
Grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industry Reporter- That sounds convincing.
5 years later after recovering from loss of loved one the person gets to thinking and it hits them- As horrible as it makes me sound, too horrible to put on TV, though nothing will hit as hard as me losing a loved one or an animal, I really do miss that couch and TV, even if I got another one. It sounds inhuman of me, and yet deep down anyone else would miss their shit at times if they lost it, even if they didn't tell anyone that they did. If they didn't miss their shit, they wouldn't get a house to put it in, but if they did get a house and wouldn't miss their shit, they'd live in an empty house, since nothing would be sacred there. If people are being honest with themselves and true to life, they also miss material things even if they miss the living things more.
Grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industry Reporter- That sounds convincing.
5 years later after recovering from loss of loved one the person gets to thinking and it hits them- As horrible as it makes me sound, too horrible to put on TV, though nothing will hit as hard as me losing a loved one or an animal, I really do miss that couch and TV, even if I got another one. It sounds inhuman of me, and yet deep down anyone else would miss their shit at times if they lost it, even if they didn't tell anyone that they did. If they didn't miss their shit, they wouldn't get a house to put it in, but if they did get a house and wouldn't miss their shit, they'd live in an empty house, since nothing would be sacred there. If people are being honest with themselves and true to life, they also miss material things even if they miss the living things more.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
The industry that is in Mobile, Louisiana, or Florida in September for the hurricanes and in the Midwest in the spring for the tornados. They're not even around long enough to give a fuck about anybody, if another hurricane hit a few weeks later in the Bahamas, they'd already be in the Bahamas with a new story, a new group of people they care so much about, and a new fundraising and rescue effort underway.
The grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industry is not on your side, they are not your friend. They are just the people that control your supply chain (they have all the power) if you end up fucked. They are the same people that control the weapons, military, government, industry, and first responders.
by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021
Used to describe the situation when a man gains weight around his belly while his wife/partner is pregnant with his baby.
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 December 21, 2019
by BuLL3t1789 December 26, 2016
“You’ll get no sympathy from me! If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between s**t and syphilis!”
by CCKat January 31, 2021