Mumphs

A disease of sorts, maybe relating to red itchy bumps on the face or a variant of reaction on the skin

“Ewww that guy has mumphs”

by Throuplle October 2, 2025

Mumford & Sons

Popular British folk rock group that formed in 2007.

I love Mumford & Sons!

by Gucciandmoneyz October 5, 2025

hot mumford

same as the "classic" mumford except your partner farts while locking under they're ass.

dude, i gave my girl a "hot mumford" last night and it smelled so bad she almost passed out!

by the captn June 11, 2012

Portuguese Mumps

The large swollen appearance of a man's throat when deepthroating a large, uncut, Portuguese dick.

"It was so big I had to take a selfie while blowing him cuz I had these huge Portuguese Mumps."

by blackrabbit444 July 28, 2014

Donald mumps

The powerful negative effect of Donald Trump's administration on everyone.

British guy: I have the Donald mumps.

German guy: So do I.

Australian guy: Me too.

Kenyan guy: Yep, me as well.

Penguin in South Pole: I don't like Donald Trump at all.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Amazing Mumford

To perform oral sex on a woman in a skillful manner. This results in a high degree of pleasure and/or orgasm. A term derived from mumford and originating in the midwest United States. See Cunninlingus more detail

Look how she's smiling today. She must have gotten some Amazing Mumfordfrom her lover, for sure.

by Thingsthatmakeyougohmm December 11, 2018

On Mumps

Slang for asking for ones confirmation in regards to an event that occurred.

Particularly used in the Killarney Area in Vancouver BC.

Rob: Bro my mom just died
John: Say on Mumps!

by Thegoat88 December 5, 2021