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muhammad zahoor

names of faggots that run on their daddy's money
by fff12 May 6, 2020
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Mohammed Yusuf Khan

Usually a black kid looking like an Indian, have 3 siblings and all of them are better than him. Sucks at basketball despite being black, have the worst taste in music and food. Like eating eggs with honey and dislike gluey brownies (we don't know why and how). Have curly hair but thinks it's straight, just like his sexuality, everyone thinks he's gay but he might be straight. Very bad at Spanish, he said and we quote "Tengo fifteen anos." Friends describe him as ignorant, dumb but nice sometimes. However, he is always ready, always Ramadan ready.
: I love my straight hair!
: Don't be such a Mohammed Yusuf Khan, your hair is clearly curly.
: No it's not.
: You're really being a Mohammed Yusuf Khan now, you might as well eat eggs with honey
: Yum!
by Neraek May 22, 2021
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Dropping a mohammed

Taking a shit, making poopy, taking a dump, crapping, defecating
He ate some bad couscous and has spent all morning dropping a mohammed.
by freddy bob October 1, 2012
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Muhummed

A super cool dude, whose tall and lanky.
Muhummeds tend to have awesome afros and theyre very likable. If you know a Muhummed consider your self lucky because they are very rare.

They are addicted to computers mainly social websites(facebook, myspce, etc.). If you remove yourself from their friends list it will be very VERY VERY hard to gain their trust back.

Muhummeds are nice and compliment you whenever youre feeling down, unless you disrespect them! Then they will make funny of you and smile in your face.

Muhummed speaks the truth and frequently says " You need Jesus"
Muhummed is so nice! He told me I was pretty.

Muhummed gives the best hugs.

Muhummed is a good friend.
by rocket dude February 7, 2010
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Mohammed zeyad

A handsome man is a man with a face that could be chiseled on a statue representing Timeless Handsome Man Across All Handsomeness of All-Time Handsomeness. This is a judgment of balance and proportion.
Mohammed zeyad is The best accessory for a woman, handsome man!
by Minions1231 March 2, 2019
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Mohammed Amaan Shafeeq

Hot sexy man who likes slapping people like a little girl.
anyone:hi Mohammed Amaan Shafeeq
Amaan:Slaps your head
by Ye Olde Chicken November 26, 2021
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Ayesha Mohammed

Ayesha Mohamed is a amazing 😉 girl. Has a really strong liking for Afghans. She is hilarious 😂 the only person u would want to stick around wiv. She is gorgeous. You can trust her wiv anything she is always there to help. She’s not like everyone else she is unique. She’s a gift to those around her. She’s even more beautiful on the inside than she is on the outside. She will bring out the best in other people.
Ayesha Mohammed
person a: Ayesha Mohamed, your name's in urbandictionary!

person b: you serious? FINALLY some meaning which makes sense!
by #12345”VVVVV” June 11, 2018
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