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Asshole Moses

When you are driving through a parking lot and cars are backing out on both sides, you honk your horn and drive fast through the middle, parting the cars.
In a crowded college parking lot, Cindy parted the cars like an Asshole Moses to quickly go home.
by 20stalks November 22, 2013
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Rolling Moses

Using bible pages to roll joints in the absence of rolling papers; refers to the biblical story of the prophet Moses encountering God in a "burning bush"
Shaggy: Hey, man. Did you bring the Zig Zags?
Lucius: Shit. I forgot them. Looks like we're rolling Moses. Do you want Exodus or Revelations?
Shaggy: Zoinks, like, we're going to burn for this
Lucius: *tearing out a page from Exodus* oh, we're gonna burn alright.
by QuiteRadical March 14, 2018
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Timothy Moses

A very attractive male with a large penis big than life it's self. Very funny and is to mingle with, the ladies love him
by Papi Timo October 19, 2020
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rohan moss

that kid with the veiny nob who gets all the ladies. he also has magic fingers that make the girls squirt like a hippo giving birth.

if you ever see rohan moss then do not speak to him or everything you own will get nicked.
hey elisha, is that rohan moss ? Omg yes hes a magician with those fingers but he stole all me ciggys and me clpper !
by bowser69 May 11, 2021
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kate moss

British fashion icon with the best style!

Kate Rocks!!!
"kate vest" - that vest top in Topshop which sells by the million
by hellokitty January 23, 2004
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mosse knuckles

were you wear a tight pair of shorts and your balls pop out the front
by vikingfan26 September 15, 2009
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Mossinghawesome

1) adj./adv. - just so amazingly awesome you can't even know how awesome it is

2) n. - the crazy alter ego of a seemingly normal person that only comes out when the person's consciousness is so strained that it can no longer keep control
1) Dude I can't believe you actually pulled that off! That was Mossinghawesome!

2) Ichigo Kurosaki's hollow form is a Mossinghawesome.
by Jonku TM June 19, 2010
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