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tower of misery

A fan copy of tower of hell (or should i say) and an easier version of tower of hell.
A: you havent beat tower of hell once?
B: mehh... id rather completing tower of misery 10 times than winning once in tower of hell
by Dumbass_asian February 28, 2022
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shit miser

A man or woman that lives their lives among millions, but never once connects with a single soul. Instead traveling from person A to person B in a never ending quest of soul capturing.
The longest road on the road to catalonia is a solo road, traveled only by the most dilligent shit misers this floating rock of a planet has to offer.
by urban sam June 30, 2007
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miserable

adjective. from the french miserable. used to describe a sad, lonely, loser person who has no friends, and even thier dog ran away because they are such a reject.
George 'dubya' Bush is miserable - even a five year old has a higher IQ.

Other miserable people include Suddam Hussain, Osama Bin Laden, child molesters, and Hitler.

Also see sad
by charlottem1 August 5, 2005
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Mrs Miserable Fuck

Some one who is such a miserable bastard who has no friends and only achievment in life is a fur ball!
Some one who does nothing but moan is now a mrs miserable fuck
by Dr Dont Care March 11, 2009
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Prick Of Misery

When something goes horribly, horribly wrong, this phrase is directed at the aggressor. It can be used either before or after the person/object you're venting at, but not both. Additionally, it can never be used with "you" i. e. one could not say "Get out of my way, you prick of misery."
Person 1: Prick of Misery! The 2 train is running local from the Bronx all the way to Brooklyn. (In this case, the aggressor would be the MTA)

Or

Person 1: You hit me with your car! Prick of misery! (The driver is the aggressor)
by CNJGeep May 26, 2009
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Misery tent

A very small and cramped office space consisting mainly of decent and fairly happy males but 1 bitter, beefy, vengeful, and menopausal female who creates a miserable work environment for all who enter said office space.
God, working here is like being in a misery tent!
by Who dat 62? December 26, 2011
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Mipster

Used to describe many subcategories of hipster, the one we are referring to now is that which is intended to mock the ever trendy mom.

You know the type. They buy Honest Company everything. If you look closely, you might find that the changing pad even converts to a yoga mat; and if it doesn't, well- she can wrap a Moby (not the DJ) tight enough to safely get into her sunrise cat cradle scratching dog pose.

The child of mipster is fashionable; with an array of ORGANIC cotton onesies and expensive ORGANIC cotton hand knit hats in the shape of cutsie little animals, (hoo doesn't love owls?), that all perfectly compliment the unisex ORGANIC cotton Flashdance Rainbow Brite throwback legwarmers.

Chances are, they are on an alternate immunization schedule too, and they'll be attending a chicken pox party soon. But don't worry little one, mama made you a chia seed and breast milk smoothie to keep those viruses at bay, (picture and recipe on Pintrest, of course).

No, we aren't bagging on your choices ma- just pointing out that you might not be as independent as you think- because you my dear, in all your rebellious glory, are still indeed as trendy as they get. The good news is, you really do love your kids, and that translates to them growing up to be amazing adults, (after rebelling against their parents and overcoming their childhood, just like the rest of us did).
"Only mipsters spend $25 for a package of 40 newborn disposable diapers and then preach about the need to recycle."

"I'd really love to attend a PTA meeting and have the option of eating something overly processed with peanuts, gluten, dairy, and meat in it.... but no, the world has been taken over by crunchy mipsters. "
by MamaRacha October 13, 2014
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