3 definitions by urban sam
A filthy whore that administers blowjobs to individuals while purchasing products at the tuck shop for the purpose of payment in semen.
While purchasing my TI-85 and .07mm lead for my mechanical pencil, Amanda, the local tuck shop slut, performed her duties until I cashed my semenal paycheck in her cheeks.
by urban sam April 28, 2007
A girl on the outside who seems to be wholesome, but upon closer inspection she turns out to actually be very promiscuous. She is disguising her true sluttiness, much like someone might use a musatche to disguise their identity.
I started dating this girl, and was about to introduce her to my mother, but when I brought her back to my apartment, she let me, and my roommates run a train on her. Turns out, she was a mustache slut.
by urban sam October 7, 2006
A man or woman that lives their lives among millions, but never once connects with a single soul. Instead traveling from person A to person B in a never ending quest of soul capturing.
The longest road on the road to catalonia is a solo road, traveled only by the most dilligent shit misers this floating rock of a planet has to offer.
by urban sam May 12, 2007