Minge Dynasty

Refers to tyrannical reign of large, roaming lesbians during the Mufftacious Period. These hirsute Clitadons spent their days trawling for gash and listening to Indigo Girls until they were wiped out by a tidal wave of spangle that presaged the Scrotaceous Period and the rise of the Masturdon.

Do you smell halibut? It's a regular Minge Dynasty in here.

by StinkPickle December 1, 2009

minge-infringe

The female equivalent of a cock-block.

Stopping a girl (be you either male or female) from talking to or flirting with someone thus ruining their chances of sexual intercourse.

"Hey, I was totally hitting it off with this dude last night 'til Sally came over and minge-infringed me!'

"Dave was chatting to this skanky hoe last night, then, right out of nowhere, her older sister came over and played the old minge-infringe! He was so pissed off!"

by DisappearingAct December 1, 2011

Minge Onion

When Lady Parts are so ripe they bring a tear to the eye

"Frannie took her knickers off and my god did she have a minge onion"

by L3X84 January 8, 2022

ming yew

A yellow tit chinese eyed who likes to play backetball with the ching chongs.

I like ming yew

by Kelven April 22, 2018

Vicious Minge

Generally used to describe something that is extremely difficult

That exam was a vicious minge!

by bigjim53 December 13, 2006

Ming Piece

Northern Irish / Scottish slang - used toward men or women to denote poor fashion sense , cheap provocative outfit or poor hygeine .

Niamh - "did you see Sinead last night down the beach club? "That streaky tahn and those Primark coochie cutters - what a ming piece!"
Mary Louise - "aow - Ming piece - leik".

by Marica Costello September 24, 2018

minge lover

A man who smoked the ganja, lives for goldfrapp, and eats curry only on curry nights. A minge lover is a extremely attractive pussy destroyer who is usually seen around the area of blue dot festival lightin' one up while stroking his goaty.

'The minge lover rolled a fat one'

by Minge lovers curry night August 10, 2017