microcock

A dick so small even a magnifying glass can hardly detect it. Had it not been for a hairy nutsack, it would often be mistakened for a clit.

Billy's microcock turned his face red when Suzy laughed at his miniscule meat-whistle.

by Mansnake February 11, 2005

Microsoft

A small, wide and not visible penis

Albert’s penis is such a Microsoft.

by Adub48 May 10, 2018

Microgoth

Gaunt pre-teen in dark clothing.

The mall was full of microgoths

by Khordas August 9, 2003

microsoft windows

Complete and utter crap.
The biggest piece of shit technology ever invented. Easy to get viruses, breaks down every other second; just absolute shit.

I hate my school for not havin' taught us how to use apple Macintosh instead of piece of shit Microsoft Windows!

by fuckitall June 11, 2006

microsoft word

The only way the illest mo' fuckas on the planet say "word".

Billy: Yeah he bought the spinach.
Johnny: Oh, microsoft word!

by Max Dish June 10, 2007

microcosm

A solar system that fits in your eye.

"Staring straight up into the sky, oh my my! A solar system that fits in your eye... Microcosm."

by Pink Sheets December 28, 2005

Microsoft's Law

With each subsequent release of a product, the chance of failure grows ever closer to 100%, without ever touching 100%, yet.

Non-Techie: Damnit! My fail copy of Windows crashed again. Why does it keep doing this?

Techie: Microsoft's Law, obviously. Just install Windows 95, it'll work much better.

by Shardok GraBug January 11, 2010