Meens

1.Your side hoe only used for sex. She gets no respect no dinner,movies,cook outs, or dates.
2.The herb of the crew;butt of all da jokes

1.HELL NO dat ant my Wifey!! Dats da meens Skip!!! Do your thing kid!! Trust me fam she will let you beat!!

2.Why do I have to go to the store!!? Da fuck I look like?..Da Meens!!? You go! ..........you COCK SUCKA!!

by Pottz January 10, 2005

Mement

A moment shared by two or more individuals wherein a sudden mutual bond is shared around a possibly obscure meme. Often experienced when two folks from an online community meet by chance where each has a similar memetic reaction to the surroundings, conversation or scenario they find themselves in.

My instructor says in a faked sophisticated Mexican accent, "I don't always pass a student that rarely shows up." I quickly interupted, "but when I do, it's with a 'D-'." Suddenly, we realized we'd shared a mement.

by kilsek November 16, 2011

Melena

A couple that infuriates everyone, is annoying, and self centered. They will make anything about themselves. Don't count on them to be there for you as they'll often leave.

P1: That couple behind us won't stop talking
P2: Yeah they're such a Melena

by Melena Repellant August 11, 2020

Mehenu

Mehenu's are awesome. They are funny, loyal, humble, hardworking, and easy going. Mehenu is the definition of a true friend. SIke. They are little gremlin people with tryhard characteristics and are the ultimate definition of a keyboard warrior. They are literal rats who cling on to everyone and everything.

Mark - hey John did you eat my cheese?

John- nah it was probably that rat, Mehenu from school.

by J4m3s_4nder50n April 19, 2022

Ruben Melendez

The most awesome person in the whole world you could ever meet. He has the kindest heart and will always put a smile on your face. He is a child of God and has a deep love for God; a Christian. He is so hilarious and no matter what will have you laughing like crazy. He is defiantly handsome with those side burns and nicely trimmed beard of his. He will warm your heart with his beautiful voice as he sings to your soul. He could never lie to you only because he'd never have a reason to; he's always truthful. He is Puerto Rican with his dark tan gorgeous skin. He is smart and charming and very sweet, he always knows the right things to say. He is a lady's man, he could win any girl's heart. He's there when you need comfort, he's your shoulder to cry on or your laugh when those tears need to go away. He truly can be you're dream boy, he's absolutely perfect. Hes down to earth and will always be real to you. He is extremely respectful and the biggest sweetheart to ever meet, he may be super silly like 24/7 but that's what makes him-him, and he'll never disappoint you ever. He's extremely happy all the time, nothing gets him down. He's super friendly so like of course he'll be the one to come up to you first and talk to you and sooner than later you two will be laughing together and become good friends :)

I'll just be straight forward now:

-He is truly thee most amazing guy. :)

Jaimie: Do you know Ruben Melendez?

Alicia: Yes, he always makes me laugh like all the time!

Jaimie: Yeah I know right!!! Guess what?

Alicia: What?

Jaimie: I actually think he's finally fell for someone..

Alicia: No way!!! I've had like the biggest crush on him for like ever! Who is she?

Jaimie: ....Thalia? I'm sure thats her name.... but yeah like he's got her heart ;)

Alicia: Dang, I swear that girl is lucky.

by sweetly4trm June 21, 2011

meenish

An indian person, takes the brunt of many jokes. Very easy to beat up as he is a pussy

'you are such a meenish'

by RH June 22, 2004

mazen

To listen on a song on repeat for many days, until it literally blends into the background and drives every person you know insane.

"Have you heard insert song here?"
"Yeah, I mazen'ed the fuck out of it last week."

I love this song. I'm gonna mazen the fuck out of it.

by notreem August 13, 2018