1: i saw david cameron yesterday
2: yeah and
1: i told him i eton messed his wife and now i got 100 hours of community service
2: yeah and
1: i told him i eton messed his wife and now i got 100 hours of community service
by dickw44sh March 6, 2013

A person who is so thoroughly stressed out that they have just let themselves go.
Often looks crazy, tired, frumpy, and on edge for seemingly no reason. May also be prone to fits of crying and curling up in a ball.
Often looks crazy, tired, frumpy, and on edge for seemingly no reason. May also be prone to fits of crying and curling up in a ball.
by Peter W.N. October 16, 2010

noun. Someone who envisions him or herself as being highly fashionable (haute couture) but, in actuality, is not. A more extreme hot mess.
Some of the contestants in the female impersonator show were a haute mess! Wendy Williams is a haute mess! Those designers on project runway created some haute mess!
by rildawg February 4, 2010

"That multi-colored weave she's rockin' is a hot mess."
"Did you see his fake Rolex watch? Hot mess."
"Did you see his fake Rolex watch? Hot mess."
by DaveyDave January 15, 2006

by Marc25 August 15, 2009

Used to refer to extremely hot or ugly girls (it should be blatantly obvious whether the hot mess is used in a positive or negative connotation).
The girl walking by in the pink skirt was definitely a hot mess, I would love to Eiffel Tower her in my bedroom.
by Squad September 22, 2005

by jalisa December 9, 2003
