Till Merchant

In convenience stores, one is expected to work on the tills and work on the floor and do daily tasks. A till merchant is someone who sits back and watches others work their bollocks off while they can relax and chill

Will “Hey why is Nathan never on the floor?”
Alex “Because he’s a till merchant!”

by Natedog02 June 27, 2022

attention merchant

Someone who is unreasonably difficult with complying to agreements and decisions for the sake of being the center of attention.

Noah: I'm not fucking coming to the LAN party
Clay: You can use my PC and I'll pick you up bro
Noah: I'm not fucking coming
Mukul: You're such an attention merchant Noah.

by muksaw February 11, 2023

Doing the Merch

A popular dance involving grabbing the ankle and taking pants off. Then a up and down motion while holding the ankles. There are variations of the dance but it has to involve grabbing ankles and taking pants off to be considered doing the merch

I got white girl drunk yesterday and next thing you know I was doing the merch

by dubadub September 22, 2014

Merch Design

Custom merchandise artwork, usually created for a band or musician.

I saw some amazing merch designs at the rock and roll concert last night!

by merchdesign.com May 18, 2006

Mehhing it up

1. To show enthusiasm or negativity towards subjects
2. Making random noises to get others attentions
3. Used to mehh it up

I saw some friends at the movies..so we were mehhing it up

by Mehson Richardson February 26, 2008

merch

short for the word "merchandise". usually used by scene kids when talking about local bands new shirts and pins. they are accustomed to shortening almost all of their vocabulary anyways... ex: pictures=pics, camouflage=camo, oh my god!=oh em gee!

oh em gee! did you see the pics of *insert local band name here*'s new <b>merch</b> on their myspace?! it comes in camo print! i am so getting it in a small and then cutting it up to show my bleeding heart tattoo on my back!! yay!! <333

by *insert super hardcore/emo line here* April 12, 2005

Felch Merchant

Someone who offers felching as a service for a price.

Wayne come into my office u felch merchant and felch me. You will get a nice little pay rise.

by Cristiano April 27, 2006