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Math is TORTURE. It's a million random numbers smashed together and the teachers expect you to solve 45+6=76-squared cubed=*=*:634-78=34275445875789343457989785343547893478953454789534579387938457934587859347987934583473475987947935847835934578978478943578993457849383457897834478334857949357834789435 and then they are like ITS SO EASY! look at this! and you grow up not knowing math.
Me: I hate Math
Classmate: And math hates you!
Me: *yeets boy out the window (when it is closed)*
by ClubWatAh April 20, 2021
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Dear Math,
I am not your therapist, go solve your own problems.
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by iamshmo12 October 17, 2019
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A fucking damn shit that was invented by someone that was fucking boring and it inspired a son of a bit*h to invented (pie), that damn shit number (3.147592038284928.....)
If someone like Maths, I’ll fuck their ass off.
by Kink of hell October 30, 2019
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Math, short for “mental abuse to humans” is a subject that causes depression, suicide and many other unpleasant things. Math was designed to be a way to ruin the life of innocent children, and mostly to fill their brains with useless knowledge.
Math, homework,school. The ultimate life ruining trio to ruin 10+ years of our lives.
Math is a piece of shit. :)
by Babrup November 24, 2021
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1. Short for mathematics, mostly used outside of the USA
2. Johnny Durham
You are maths, you know what I mean? You are like the physical embodiment of mathemathics.
by AVPMftw December 1, 2009
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A medley of orgasms. Man has to cum 4 different ways in one night with the same girl:

Mouth (blowjob)
Ass (cum on ass after vaginal intercourse or just good ol' anal)
Tits (titty fuck) <--- personal favorite

Hand (hand job)

The order does not matter although dudes and dudettes say the ideal scenario is HTMA
Example 1:

(lady passes by)
dude A: Hey dude B I'd love to math with her
by a math professor July 17, 2012
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