Bate mask

A virtual reality headset used almost exclusively for watching porn while masturbating.

I cant believe my mom got me a bate mask for christmas, you guys.

by Warmtoiletseats January 12, 2018

masked bragging

Bringing up a topic or telling a story with a fake point with a true intent of showing off details included in the story.

"I had the worst night last night. I totally got a terrible headache because of how hard I was banging Pamela Anderson."

by Yer July 23, 2008

mask pretty

When a person is deceivingly attractive with a mask on.

Jake, look at that girl over there, she's hot.

Dude, she's just mask pretty, wait until she takes the mask off.

by Bellanca88 May 23, 2020

911 MASK

The call by Fox News medical advisor, Dr. Tucker Carlson from Trump University, to call 911 if adults in sports attire, or children playing outside, refuse to take off their masks when told to do so, because their unacceptable behavior shows sign of blind obedience to the authorities, which want to deprive them of their personal rights.

The 911 mask call by right-wing media channels is aimed at debunking the outdoor mask myth propagated by alt-leftists, who want to control the lives of millions of uninformed citizens.

by MathPlus May 3, 2021

Apple Mask

The most useless thing of all time.

Person 1: I went to the store to buy some overprized masks.
Person 2: I just bough the Apple mask! Its reusable and has a nice and clean look.
Person 1: But that's just a facema-
Person 2: Shut up, peasant.

by 12 Year Olds Hate Me September 25, 2020

Mask Baiter

Someone who wears a face mask and looks attractive with the mask on, but once they take it off, they look less attractive

“Brittney is such a mask baiter”

by Ben43 January 19, 2022

Mask Piracy

When morally bankrupt individuals flushed with cash tried to divert a shipment of masks bound for a certain country to another destination, while the goods were being transferred between planes in a transit country.

Besides sending people waving cash to buy a planeload of masks meant for France on the tarmac in China, the Trump administration was accused of mask piracy after diverting 200,000 masks meant for Germany to its shores while they were on transit in Thailand.

by MathPlus April 27, 2022