Adding superfluous layers of complexity to a simple problem rendering it impossible to efficiently resolve the issue.
We had a flat tire and could have been on the road five minutes ago but Carlos just keeps martinizing the problem.
by Carlos125 November 8, 2017
Get the Martinizing mug.Someone you can't help but fall in love with. Once you meet a Martins your heart belongs to him. He's shy but so friendly. He brightens up your cloudy day and brings colour into your black and white world. He makes you feel special and cared for. Always asking if you're ok. The only way he breaks your heart is because he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. He's such a loyal boyfriend. Loves to kiss and cuddle. He is so HOT! He is musically inclined and loves music. He can sometimes be lazy, but he still does what he needs to do. He has the most beautiful smile that can make anyone's heart melt.
Oh, how I love Martins. I couldn't help but fall in love with him. It breaks my heart to know I'll never have him.
by Martins E February 5, 2020
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Vodka, applesauce and Phenobarbital served with a plastic bag.
Proper attire for drinking an Applewhite Martini includes a tracksuit and Nike Windrunners.
Refers to Marshall Applewhite, leader of the Heavens Gate Cult which used this concoction to kill themselves so they could get on a UFO flying behind the Hale-Bopp Comet. This happened in San Diego in 1997.
Proper attire for drinking an Applewhite Martini includes a tracksuit and Nike Windrunners.
Refers to Marshall Applewhite, leader of the Heavens Gate Cult which used this concoction to kill themselves so they could get on a UFO flying behind the Hale-Bopp Comet. This happened in San Diego in 1997.
That girl was so depressed she drank an Applewhite Martini.
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Those fundies drank Applewhite Martinis while waiting for the rapture.
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Those fundies drank Applewhite Martinis while waiting for the rapture.
by ErodingEthos May 12, 2011
Get the Applewhite Martini mug.1. The oldest creature in the world, though not of this world. Mortanius was transformed into a single-cell organism and abandoned on the earth 44 billion years ago by his native race. Over the last 44 billion years, he has evolved into an ambiguous, malevolent being. He can take, but is not limited to, the following forms:
-man-sized roach
-mischevious fox present in Japanese mythology
-various trees
-crude robot
-various insects
-Egyptian jackal deity, though he is most skittish in this form, often denying that he takes it.
-sickly human
-jet-propelled swimming pool cleaner
-television (in this form, fond of saying 'fiddle with my knobs')
In addition, Mortanius suffers unknowingly from heroin addiction and ejaculates all bodily fluids nightly.
The being also has several additional characteristics, including the ability to stretch his neck, control all plant life except members of "the resistance," control insects and maintain animation despite death and decay.
He also enjoys limited control over a symbiote that has attached itself to his body, though he has never been able to coerce the symbiote to his most desired "penis fingers" form.
-man-sized roach
-mischevious fox present in Japanese mythology
-various trees
-crude robot
-various insects
-Egyptian jackal deity, though he is most skittish in this form, often denying that he takes it.
-sickly human
-jet-propelled swimming pool cleaner
-television (in this form, fond of saying 'fiddle with my knobs')
In addition, Mortanius suffers unknowingly from heroin addiction and ejaculates all bodily fluids nightly.
The being also has several additional characteristics, including the ability to stretch his neck, control all plant life except members of "the resistance," control insects and maintain animation despite death and decay.
He also enjoys limited control over a symbiote that has attached itself to his body, though he has never been able to coerce the symbiote to his most desired "penis fingers" form.
Often heard phrases:
What? I just woke up.
Always gotta crucify a mother fucker!
Let me slip up in on your sister.
Geez, you keep it chilly in here! I better put on my fir coat!
Why are you being such a bitch, Rose?
What? I just woke up.
Always gotta crucify a mother fucker!
Let me slip up in on your sister.
Geez, you keep it chilly in here! I better put on my fir coat!
Why are you being such a bitch, Rose?
by green salad June 23, 2004
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Is known for his ale and free wienies.
But I find him uncouth
To gulp gin and vermouth,
Chill the glasses, and piddle Martinis.
Is known for his ale and free wienies.
But I find him uncouth
To gulp gin and vermouth,
Chill the glasses, and piddle Martinis.
by Tuna Wanda July 18, 2008
Get the martini mug.Not to be confused with the classic Dirty Martini, a Dirty Sanchez Martini is 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth, and garnished with an 3 "olives" made of poo on a coctail toothpick.
Yesterday my boyfriend fucked a supermodel, so today I mixed them both up a Dirty Sanchez Martini, with extra olives.
by Olive Maker November 10, 2008
Get the Dirty Sanchez Martini mug.The act of milking the sweat from one's scrotum, storing it in a vase, then placing aforementioned contents into an unsuspecting dame's beverage. (Preferably at a bar/night club/pour down a stripper's throat)
Female: "My drink tastes kinda funny"
Frat Douche: "Babe, you shouldn't have been such a bitch to our waiter. I bet he brought you a moroccan martini."
Frat Douche: "Babe, you shouldn't have been such a bitch to our waiter. I bet he brought you a moroccan martini."
by Beta Rho January 21, 2009
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