marriage scale

Term use to describe how likely you are going to be considered to get married with.

Alex: "Jason you are on the lowest marriage scale."
Jason: "Phuck, I'll be the last one to be considered to get married with"

_ Jason Shin

by Jason Milburn July 8, 2014

Gay Marriage

The right thing to do; an idea Jesus would have supported.

Radical Right Christian: Man gay people suck.
Jesus: No, God created us all equal and loves us all in our true forms. It's more important that we love each and respect each other than try and tear each other down for our God-made differences.
Then the Radical kills Jesus for "not believing his own teachings."

by UT Law Student April 13, 2005

marriage

Outdated practice of permanently locking together two people, based on the outdated concept of religion

"A Marriage is a lot like a coffin.. And each kid is an extra nail"
-Homer Simpson

by IkeM October 7, 2003

marriage dick

When the dick is so good, You should Marry him for it.

Stephanie: "Girl, He made me cum 9 times last night!"
Lexie: "He has that Marriage Dick Girl! You better lock that guy down!"

by Trick_Killa September 22, 2017

Toilet Marriage

When one is sits upon the toilet seat for to long and get s up to find they have a giant red ring around their ass, somewhat resembling a wedding band.

Dude I had the runs real bad and I ended up having a toilet marriage.

by phillup onya March 9, 2010

college marriage

A serious college relationship where the participants basically act like an old married couple. Does not entail being engaged, and may or may not result in actual marriage, but typically lasts for at least the entire duration of the couple's college experience.

- Seems like we never see Brian anymore. Think he and Katie are ever going to break up?
- Not a chance. They're in a total college marriage.

by wordshark February 28, 2011

gay marriage

gay marriage is a union between two people of the same sex. It is between two people that love each just like any other marriage. And some of you are saying that if you're gay you can go back,but if your gay, you can't go back,it's how you feel,I'm guessing that those who think that they can do not know a gay person. People would not go through all that emotional pain ((and physical pain, if you include what people do to them)) if they could just go back.And it is not due to parents that mother to much, considering there are families with one gay child, and none of the others are.

Someone very close to me is gay, and his father was a Pastor, and learned to accept it for what it was, and so should you

by elc September 5, 2005