Anal Marbles

Another word for hemorrhoids.

Patient: "Doctor, my bum is bleeding"
Doctor: "Oh dear! You look like you've got a bad case of Anal Marbles!"

by BettyBigg May 8, 2017

Marble

Marble is a superhero who is super cool and has a mansion and can turn into anything

Marble is the best

by YoBoiKris January 20, 2021

merry marbling

merry marbling is the best story ever created of two boys in love, youthful and cute, klay loves merry marbling, merry marbling is life but merry marbling has ended, so some people may feel suicidal, but its okay, because maybe there will be side stories, yugun is the best character ever created and i love him. If you have and merry marbling merch dm me at mecari or depop at klaynation.

i love merry marbling!

by nyasalvs September 12, 2025

lap marbles

Used to describe a man’s testicles, particularly those that have trouble staying in one place because they’re sitting out in the person’s lap due to their body anatomy / fupa

I was trying to get all hot and heavy with Collette, but she kept bumping up on my lap marbles

by DaTickler December 25, 2024

Marinated Marble Miracle

The act of steeping your balls in a preferred liquid or sauce for a number of hours in order to impart the flavor of the chosen marinade onto your balls for your partner; preferably done without being asked.

"Holy fuckin' shit Sarah you won't believe this, Gideon gave me a 'Marinated Marble Miracle' last night; I never thought balls could taste like Pepsi™! It was a Miracle!"

by Cries4aWiener November 13, 2019

marble tesla

D'Aydrian Harding whip

D’Aydrian Harding gotta nice marble tesla

by Likely a good thing February 10, 2024

Get the marbles out of your mouth

Urging someone to speak, sing, or write so that they can be heard or understood more clearly

You need to get the marbles out of your mouth — I could barely hear that last verse.

by Lazarus Online December 10, 2022