manning

a "manning" is some one who thinks that they are cool but are usually not. they can usually be seen with a skateboard and depsite after 3-4 years havnt really mastered it.

1: look at that ass trying to skate over there!
2: looks like a manning to me!
1: lol what a tool.

by ilovetehkiddies August 25, 2009

Peyton Manning

1) NFL Quarterback that often chokes in the playoffs. Some losers think he is better than Brady who has been very successful in the playoffs.
2) cocksucker
3) fag

Doesn't that cock-sucking fag look like manning.. wait, he is Peyton Manning!!

by bradyrules January 18, 2010

eli manning

aka Eli "I Want My Mommy" Manning. A semi talented quarterback who did not wean off his mothers teat until he turned 22 years old. Also dependent on his father to make decisions for him. Not to mention he cannot own up to his own mistakes.

Guy 1: Man, I don't know what to do? I don't know how to face my girlfriend and tell her I don't want to be with her anymore?
Guy 2: Why don't you ask your dad to break up with your girl for you?
Guy 1: Great idea, dude! I am so gonna pull off an Eli Manning!

by ghosthunter September 29, 2005

manifique

Adjective. Used to describe the magnificence of otherwise overlooked body types, often the bodies of Dads.

Did you see Alec's dad bod?

Yeah, that thing is manifique!

by Dollar Shave Club May 28, 2019

Peyton Manninged

Going to an event at your brother's house and getting your ass kicked by one of the other guests.

Payton Manning got Peyton Manninged at Super Bowl 48.

by PleaseWork February 2, 2014

Peyton manning

To put one's balls and genitals on a females face when she is unsuspecting.

John, Peyton Manninged the new trainer when she was taping his ankle.

by Florida1234 September 15, 2016

joe manning

extremely gay

he man can i suck your dick (joe manning)
no man i am not gay (nak nichols)

by THAT BLACK BOY March 6, 2017