by xtomedgex July 11, 2010
Get the totally magnum mug.When your partner is laying down, face up, straddle his/her chest, and while receiving oral from your partner, shit on his/her chest, giving that bushy, hairy chest look, just like Thomas Magnum, from Magnum P.I.
Honey, my chest was a little moist and warm last night when you gave me the Thomas Magnum treatment.
by MochaDiet August 3, 2012
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One of the main supporting characters from the show "Adventures of Officer BukkNasty and Flaccid Mandingo". Jhett Magnum is a Cyborg detective from the year 2043.
He the ability to:
1. Turn into an actual Jet or any part of his body.
2. Solve crimes by licking where it happened.
3. Combine Martial Arts w/ .44 Magnum.
4. Transform into "Jet Maximus"
He the ability to:
1. Turn into an actual Jet or any part of his body.
2. Solve crimes by licking where it happened.
3. Combine Martial Arts w/ .44 Magnum.
4. Transform into "Jet Maximus"
by Jhett Magnum March 9, 2015
Get the Jhett Magnum mug.When you fail to save and invest enough money for retirement and grow too old or get sick and can no longer work to earn money to maintain the lifestyle you are accustomed to. The .44 Magnum Retire Plan may be an option for you! Just place a loaded, high powered firearm to the side of your head or in your mouth and pull the trigger. All your retirement worries will disappear in an instant!
Clarence: “Hey Lance, how is your retirement portfolio looking?”.
Lance: “It’s strong to quite strong”.
Clarence: “Nice! You must have gotten in early on some wireless I.P.O.’s and made a killing!”.
Lance: “No. Truth be told, I haven’t saved or invested shit towards retirement. I’m 68 now and in failing health. I’m on the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan!”.
Lance: “It’s strong to quite strong”.
Clarence: “Nice! You must have gotten in early on some wireless I.P.O.’s and made a killing!”.
Lance: “No. Truth be told, I haven’t saved or invested shit towards retirement. I’m 68 now and in failing health. I’m on the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan!”.
by E. Barlow June 22, 2021
Get the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan mug.Very tight, upper-thigh length shorts that were popular in the 1980's and were a staple of Tom Selleck's wardrobe in the popular television series Magnum P.I. These shorts usually clearly outline one's package and leave nothing to the imagination. Frequently worn by those with a mullet.
I was out of clean clothes so I threw on some Magnum PI's. I spent all day tucking back the meat to keep from playin turtle and scaring the locals.
by Salvadore McGillicutty June 16, 2008
Get the Magnum PI's mug.While your at the pharmacy get magnums cuz we dont want another accident. And large didnt fit last time.
by idontgot1 August 5, 2008
Get the magnum mug.Ah ah! I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking 'did he fire six shots or only five?'. Well, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clean off, you'd better ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well? Do ya? Punk!
(Loud gunshot)
(Loud gunshot)
by Snake July 18, 2004
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